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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: text
Action: she's on the pathstone if you want to judge her terrible puns. please judge her terrible puns.
When: 2/24

a few questions of utmost importance, fine members of the fleet:

what happens when chemists die?

how does moses make his tea?

why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

why should you be kind to your dentist?

[this is what happens when she gets bored. somebody stop her.]

Comments

[robitussin]

NO?? oh my god

hebrews it

it's funny because the slaves were hebrews

[neverknight]

okay

[He gets it. But uh. He's not laughing. Maybe context makes it better.]

what about the chemist?

[robitussin]

hahaha

they barium

[neverknight]

you probably can't tell because it's text

but I did groan

[robitussin]

my mission here is accomplished

[neverknight]

you've done well

how did the jedi know it was his birthday?

[robitussin]

uhhh

it was may the fourth?? that's the best i got

[neverknight]

he felt his presents

[It's funny because jedi aren't supposed to have material possessions!]

[robitussin]

hahaha that was horrible

how much did darth vader's suit cost him

[neverknight]

[wait what just happened here. why is she suddenly talking about darth vader!?]

i'd really like to know

[what???]

[robitussin]

an arm and a leg

get it

[neverknight]

no not really?

[robitussin]

dude you're the one who brought up star wars

though i guess i can't blame you for watching the prequels

[neverknight]

i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

[robitussin]

wait hold on

are you a jedi

[neverknight]

[Wow um, that's kind of a loaded question. He's spent a decade denying that he was a Jedi, so it was kind of a habit hard to break. He hesitates on this before answering with:]

more or less

[robitussin]

this place is so weird wtf

[neverknight]

right now it seems like it's the people that are weird.

[robitussin]

oooooh sick burn

[neverknight]

are we still making puns or?