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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: text
Action: she's on the pathstone if you want to judge her terrible puns. please judge her terrible puns.
When: 2/24

a few questions of utmost importance, fine members of the fleet:

what happens when chemists die?

how does moses make his tea?

why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?

why should you be kind to your dentist?

[this is what happens when she gets bored. somebody stop her.]

Comments

[maschinenpistole]

Not really my style, but I see where you're coming from. Still, what if the court proved you provoked the dentist?

[robitussin]

i'm pretty sure no court would be like "oh you were being rude to the dentist you deserved to get stabbed in the mouth"

unless your legal system is really fucked up idk