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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: N/A
When: Today.

i havent been the most social person in the world since getting here, but i feel like i really dont know anyone anymore :T so.........

hello!!
my name is jade, and im a pilot on the wonderduck
i have cool spacey powers from home and handy plant growth powers leftover from the time i spent in asgard
aaand i am probably pretty excited to meet you!!

(there we go
its your turn now :p)

Comments

[survivalistcookbook]

You made a chia wall.

I would have thought that would be silly but I bet it's actually nice to have some green inside the ship, huh

[thebarkside]

it is
i spent a long time in space at home, before i came here, too
being able to garden kept me from going stir crazy i think :p

veggies are nice, too, when youre not really feeling the protein slime
(spoilers: i am never really feeling the protein slime)

[survivalistcookbook]

The protein slime takes some love and finesse. I think I'm on the verge of a really good banana-chocolate-peanut butter popsicle, texture is just an issue.

Though speaking of vegetables how are you doing on herbs?

[thebarkside]

..... huh!! i actually didnt think about freezing it
i bet a slimy popsicle would be more palatable than a slimy
uh
most other things

and i can grow them, if thats what youre asking? :o

[survivalistcookbook]

Well, I did come into possession of some assorted herb seeds awhile back . . .

And I'd be willing to work out an equitable food-herb arrangement if I knew these little beauties were going to a good home . . .

I do have bread. Did I mention I can make bread? It's the opposite of slimy.

[thebarkside]

i would probably grow you real actual giant sunflowers in exchange for fresh bread on top of the herbs :|
just saying

[survivalistcookbook]

Sunflowers and occasional fresh herbs in exchange for the seeds and the bread-making I'm already doing! Thank goodness for the barter system and superpowers.

[thebarkside]

it is a deal!!!
the contract has been signed c:
i can stop by the space bar (pffthaha) later for the seeds?

[survivalistcookbook]

I'll have them ready and waiting with a fresh mini-loaf.

Unless you want me to come by at a later date and bake it in your ship so the smell can drive all of your crewmates crazy. I can be evil in exchange for guaranteed fresh basil.

[thebarkside]

as tempting as that is, i would probably just end up sharing it with everyone :x
and i am not actually that nice!!
i want to hoard all the mini-loaves for just me :p

[survivalistcookbook]

Well, you're nice enough to share with your crew. That counts for something!

Good call on hoarding the bread though.

[thebarkside]

we all have to share here!!
i mean other than it being the right thing to do
these are awfully small quarters to have if youre gonna make enemies of people

[survivalistcookbook]

True, okay. I will admit the tactical flaws in operation Drive Crewmates To Mad Jealousy With Bread Smell

[thebarkside]

you are pretty funny :)
its really nice to meet you, btw!
i mean, i probably said that way earlier in the conversation too
but now i can be actually definitely sincere about it :p