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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: N/A
When: Today.

i havent been the most social person in the world since getting here, but i feel like i really dont know anyone anymore :T so.........

hello!!
my name is jade, and im a pilot on the wonderduck
i have cool spacey powers from home and handy plant growth powers leftover from the time i spent in asgard
aaand i am probably pretty excited to meet you!!

(there we go
its your turn now :p)

Comments

[speedboat]

Howard Stark
Pilot on the Huntress
I do not have cool powers other than my intellect
and an excellent mustache.
; { )

[thebarkside]

yesss, fellow pilots
we are clearly the best

and whoah! :o
that is clearly a most excellent mustache
i admit i am impressed :{D

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[namethefallen]

[ man, this playing nice and feigning interest in people instead of what they can provide you act is gonna get real old real quick. ]

I'm Chara, and I'm still on the Marsiva.

What's Asgard?

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[thebarkside]

[ poor demon child. :c ]

oh! uhh
its another place, kind of like this one?
it grabbed a lot of people from different worlds, too
i was there for a pretty long time

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[astrobleme]

'Cool spacey powers'?

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[thebarkside]

yes!!
it is actually.... exactly what it sounds like on the box! c:
i can teleport around and make stuff bigger and smaller and things like that
it is pretty handy

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[paraclete]

I'm excited to meet you, too, Jade! My name is Kaworu. I'm an engineer for the Vanquish. Do you like being a pilot? What are spacey powers?

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[thebarkside]

[ AWH kaworu. jade will take a beat here to wax nostalgic - she knew a version of him in asgard. ]

i do!!
i was kind of a pilot'ish at home, too
and they are kind of exactly what they sound like, hehe
i can manipulate things in space!
i could probably make you reaaaaaally tiny if i wanted to :p
(but dont worry, i dont!)

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[reconstitution]

Winter.
Lab Support on the SS Heron.
I have a twin brother on the same ship. [ Riiiiight. Brother. ]

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[thebarkside]

i have a twin brother, too!!
except he's not here :(
and we didnt know we were twins until we were like 13 :((

but still!
thats exciting

[survivalistcookbook]

Eugene Woods (yea!)
Cook on the Vanquish and at Space Bar (making food!)
Also somewhat terrible at being social in the cold nothingness of space (whoo!)

Nice to met you, though. How do spacey powers/plant powers interact? Do they?

do you just grow amazing SUNflowers?

[thebarkside]

omg i still cant believe its just called "space bar"
thats either the best or worst name possible
i laugh every time i see it ._.;;;

and they dont actually interact at all
unless...........
i COULD make giant sunflowers :O

[pneumo]

Hi! I'm Sascha and I got here a while ago and it's nice to meet you
I'm personnel support so...good luck! [ Emotional support: GO ]

[thebarkside]

thank you!!! :D
my endeavor seems to be working pretty well so far
people are very sweet here!

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[helladoomed]

Plant growth powers huh

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[thebarkside]

yep!!
except some dont really work
once i tried to grow some of the talking flowers that showed up in asgard and they all died in like five minutes :'(

[feathery]

i dunno im not convinced about your enthusiasm
theres a debilitating lack of exclamation points in this post so far

[thebarkside]

GOSH davesprite
didnt you know this broadcast was so i could meet NEW people
not the mean old birdbrains i already know :p

[brainiest]

Hermione Granger, lab support on the Vanquish. I can turn into a lion because I spent three years in a place called the Drabwurld. I was almost engaged? I don't know. The war is over so there's not much else to say.

[thebarkside]

oh wow!!
all of those things are very exciting c:
you were in odins house in asgard
the version of you that i knew, i mean
but our war is over, too

(jeez people really like to drag us in to fight their wars for them, huh)

[intelligently]

What powers did you have at home?

[thebarkside]

those spacey powers that i mentioned!!
i can make things change size and teleport them and do all kinds of neat tricks

[nostraightlines]

Ramse, security for the Starstruck.
No powers, but I got grabbed from a different place than home too. Seems like a lot of us have.

What do you mean by 'spacey' powers?

[ Relevant, considering they're in outerspace. ]

[thebarkside]

oh! um
i can make things grow and shrink
teleport them :o
that kind of stuff!!
its way more impressive back at home - it kind of goes on the fritz sometimes here?
but i didnt have it at all when i was in asgard, so i will take what i can get

[vagabond_code]

[If she'd been allowed to spend any amount of time in into Asgard, there was probably much more to this girl than there seemed. So..]

If you're gunna be stuck out here any sort of powers, they might as well be space-powers.

[thebarkside]

[ alas, it's a different asgard entirely. she has no idea she's misrepresenting herself here. :') ]

you would think that!!
but the plant-growing-powers have actually been way more useful
you never realize how much you will miss broccoli until youre stuck eating peanut butter protein sludge for dinner

[killedwithlove]

hi im cole im the pilot on pathstone im a spirit of compassion if we met im sorry i dont remember people easily unless i can actually see them and hear them text is difficult for me we have a garden on the pathstone jove is kind and nurturing to them and crowley throws them out the airlock if they dont grow to his standards

[thebarkside]

[ she swaps the communication immediately to video, smiling in soft apology at him.

first things first: ]

Is this easier for you?

[frigidaire]

you failed to mention you have a pet demon fox.
who has chewed holes in all of my socks now.
so.

[thebarkside]

maybe you should stop buying such delicious socks
has that occurred to you, isaac

[fedupwithyourbull]

Blake Belladonna.
Engineer on the Wonderduck.
I'm training to be a Huntress back home.

[thebarkside]

engineer!! that is super duper impressive :D
i am glad to have you on the ship!! sorry that im just meeting you now
im not super great at actually introducing myself sometimes

what does being a huntress mean in your world?

[nulliverse]

hiya
celeste blackwell
communications officer on the golden

and ive got a special gift too but its much more fun to see in person

[What? She hasn't trolled anyone in awhile. And if it doesn't work, well, she tried to make her own fun here.]

[thebarkside]

okay!!
but you will have to come to the wonderduck
i have a dumb little fox and hes especially grumpy today