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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: N/A
When: Today.

i havent been the most social person in the world since getting here, but i feel like i really dont know anyone anymore :T so.........

hello!!
my name is jade, and im a pilot on the wonderduck
i have cool spacey powers from home and handy plant growth powers leftover from the time i spent in asgard
aaand i am probably pretty excited to meet you!!

(there we go
its your turn now :p)

Comments

[thebarkside]

omg i still cant believe its just called "space bar"
thats either the best or worst name possible
i laugh every time i see it ._.;;;

and they dont actually interact at all
unless...........
i COULD make giant sunflowers :O

[survivalistcookbook]

Holy cow, your third magical power is turning puns into a literal reality. That is amazing.

[thebarkside]

you get all the credit for that one!!!
it was an adorable pun to start with :p

[survivalistcookbook]

Thank you, but I am merely a humble punsmith

One who really wants to see those flowers once you grow them. Do you have an actual area on your ship with dirt and everything

ack whoops

[thebarkside]

[ she will flip the feed briefly to video, angling the communicator's camera at one of the walls in her bunk. it has apparently been caked with mud at one point, though the cracked dirt is hard to see under the mess of blooming vines that snake up it. it looks something like this, and seems to serve no actual function.

she switches it back to text. ]

yes :o
i keep a bucket of it so i can do dumb stuff like that, haha

[survivalistcookbook]

You made a chia wall.

I would have thought that would be silly but I bet it's actually nice to have some green inside the ship, huh

[thebarkside]

it is
i spent a long time in space at home, before i came here, too
being able to garden kept me from going stir crazy i think :p

veggies are nice, too, when youre not really feeling the protein slime
(spoilers: i am never really feeling the protein slime)

[survivalistcookbook]

The protein slime takes some love and finesse. I think I'm on the verge of a really good banana-chocolate-peanut butter popsicle, texture is just an issue.

Though speaking of vegetables how are you doing on herbs?

[thebarkside]

..... huh!! i actually didnt think about freezing it
i bet a slimy popsicle would be more palatable than a slimy
uh
most other things

and i can grow them, if thats what youre asking? :o

[survivalistcookbook]

Well, I did come into possession of some assorted herb seeds awhile back . . .

And I'd be willing to work out an equitable food-herb arrangement if I knew these little beauties were going to a good home . . .

I do have bread. Did I mention I can make bread? It's the opposite of slimy.

[thebarkside]

i would probably grow you real actual giant sunflowers in exchange for fresh bread on top of the herbs :|
just saying

[survivalistcookbook]

Sunflowers and occasional fresh herbs in exchange for the seeds and the bread-making I'm already doing! Thank goodness for the barter system and superpowers.

[thebarkside]

it is a deal!!!
the contract has been signed c:
i can stop by the space bar (pffthaha) later for the seeds?

[survivalistcookbook]

I'll have them ready and waiting with a fresh mini-loaf.

Unless you want me to come by at a later date and bake it in your ship so the smell can drive all of your crewmates crazy. I can be evil in exchange for guaranteed fresh basil.

[thebarkside]

as tempting as that is, i would probably just end up sharing it with everyone :x
and i am not actually that nice!!
i want to hoard all the mini-loaves for just me :p

[survivalistcookbook]

Well, you're nice enough to share with your crew. That counts for something!

Good call on hoarding the bread though.

[thebarkside]

we all have to share here!!
i mean other than it being the right thing to do
these are awfully small quarters to have if youre gonna make enemies of people

[survivalistcookbook]

True, okay. I will admit the tactical flaws in operation Drive Crewmates To Mad Jealousy With Bread Smell

[thebarkside]

you are pretty funny :)
its really nice to meet you, btw!
i mean, i probably said that way earlier in the conversation too
but now i can be actually definitely sincere about it :p