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[thebarkside]

Who: Jade Harley
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: N/A
When: Today.

i havent been the most social person in the world since getting here, but i feel like i really dont know anyone anymore :T so.........

hello!!
my name is jade, and im a pilot on the wonderduck
i have cool spacey powers from home and handy plant growth powers leftover from the time i spent in asgard
aaand i am probably pretty excited to meet you!!

(there we go
its your turn now :p)

Comments

[feathery]

im not eager to provide anything let alone accidental lewd innuendo
wait until you trip up jade see if i show you any mercy then

[thebarkside]

pshhh good luck you will just have to keep waiting!!!
clearly every word i ever say is very carefully thought-out and calculated

[feathery]

its true
some days theres so much math in all of your sentences i gotta bust out a calculator
just look at those exclamation marks i cant even deal with all the factorial operations theyve got going on

[thebarkside]

davesprite
shhhhhhh

[feathery]

you besmirch my honor and then you shoosh me
will the indignities ever end