In like a Tourist, out like a lamb

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Tourists and visitors!
Broadcast: nah
Action: S.S. Tourist
When: March!

[ What are you up to this month, Tourists? Living up to your ship name on the station? Well, share your spoils with the rest of the crew! Or maybe you've been engaging in ahem illicit pursuits? We promise not to tell! ]

Comments

[winn]

[ oh come on! you don't want to laugh at him even a little bit? ]

For all we know, in some universe they're the Gettysburg Address.

[takingkarabusiness]

[ laughs. okay fine winn ]

Let's just be glad it's not ours.

[winn]

[ yes! he winns! ]

Though it would make people quoting it a lot more entertaining -