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[seasidelove]

Who: Wonderducks and their visitors!
Broadcast: None!
Action: The Wonderduck
When: RIGHT NOW

[Alright guys! What are you up to this month? Hopefully having fun. And ignoring whatever disaster is going on in the kitchen because they've gotta make due somehow.]

Comments

[feathery]

Yeah, I don't know if I'd be able to keep it down and I'm not sure I can puke. But so, uh, do you want some help cleaning this up.

[Because this sure is a thing that happened to the kitchen.]

[seasidelove]

A little help might be nice.

But it's my mess, so I don't mind doing it by myself if I have to!

[feathery]

Well, it's not like I've got anything else to do right now. [Or...ever. Though his helping capabilities might be under question when he just. Picks up the lump between two fingers.

Well, part of it. Barely even, as it squishes apart like jello.]

Oh, gross.

[seasidelove]

[... Oh god ew. She just looks incredibly distressed for a second, before going to find something to shove it into so that they can toss it out.]

Oh no. I'm never doing that again.

[feathery]

It was a valiant first effort.

[He's just gonna, uh, shimmy the blob remains into the provided waste receptacle, while making a face at how gross it feels in his hands.]

I mean the color you got out of it was incredible. I didn't know food coloring could do that.

[seasidelove]

I didn't, either!

I... I suppose we learned that much, at least. So it wasn't all for nothing.

[thanks for taking one for the team, davesprite]

[feathery]

[He's here to suffer disgusting food blobs in everyone else's stead.]

If we ever need special effects for a horror movie, we now know who to go to. You could make a career out of this shit. Nagisa's Naturally Nasty Edible Cinematographic Props.