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[seasidelove]

Who: Wonderducks and their visitors!
Broadcast: None!
Action: The Wonderduck
When: RIGHT NOW

[Alright guys! What are you up to this month? Hopefully having fun. And ignoring whatever disaster is going on in the kitchen because they've gotta make due somehow.]

Comments

[frigidaire]

[ Isaac sputters in surprise the moment the hand hits his face. which just means Davesprite's going to have a mildly spitty hand. ]

Dude, you quit! [ he tries to push himself up a little bit, but likely only ends up elbowing Davesprite in the side. ]

[feathery]

[Ewwwwww.

Davesprite doesn't dignify that with a response, just elbows Isaac back and grabs at his wrists so he can't do it again.

They are scuffling like a pair of six-year-olds on a playground.]

[frigidaire]

[ finally, after much flailing and too many painful elbows to the side? Isaac goes still. ]

I quit, this is stupid. [ he might even sound like a pouting six year old, but he's a little winded, okay. and admitted defeat is pretty dumb. ] Get off of me and get your camera already.

[feathery]

[Fucking incredible. lbr, most of Davesprite's friends are too stubborn to admit defeat. Or...get into a situation this ridiculous in the first place, but hey. You win some, you lose some.

Davesprite gladly grabs the camera and rolls away with his prize, giving Isaac a suspicious berth like he might grab it back or jump him after a ceasefire has been agreed upon.]

Just remember. In the game of stupid ass shenanigans, you're the one who started it.

[frigidaire]

No, you did. Kept taking pictures. Who does that?

[ he pushes himself up to sit with his feet tucked under him. ] Chill. I don't want you camera, bird boy. You might peck my eyes out or something.

[feathery]

Should have considered that before you tried to steal it from me.

[He flops back in his chair, wings half open so they drape over the sides, and holds the camera up to check for damage.]

You come in here for a reason, dude.

[frigidaire]

No, but I kind of live here, so. Does it matter why I came.

[ he shrugs, standing finally and giving a stretch. he's definitely awake now. ] You just hanging by yourself playing with your camera then? Exciting day for bird man.

[feathery]

[Davesprite raises his eyebrows at that first part, staring at Isaac over the camera. Like really. Did you really just say that to him, bro?]

You can't even talk, you just spent the whole fucking day sleeping. I'd say you're becoming nocturnal, but there's not exactly a difference between day and night in space.

[frigidaire]

Yeah but you never sleep, so you don't appreciate good sleep.

[ and Isaac was tired, okay, so he decided to sleep his little woof heart away. fight him, bro. ]

Why, what're you doing here? Taking pictures of yourself?

[feathery]

[He rolls his eyes and gives Isaac an accusing look.]

I don't sleep because everyone constantly decides my bed is a better place to sleep than their own.

[Really, if it isn't one canine-themed bff, it's another.]

And what does it look like I'm doing. [He snaps another picture of Isaac just to be annoying.]

[frigidaire]

Hey, it's not like you ever use it.

[ Isaac makes a face this time when the picture is snapped, akin to this. ]

I'll take that thing away again, seriously.

[feathery]

You look like a dumbshit.

[Davesprite tilts his head, unimpressed, at the picture.]

But sure. [He waves the camera.] Go ahead and try it. Again.

[frigidaire]

You look worse.

[ he shrugs, tilting his head a little to try and peer over at the picture that has popped out. ]

Seriously, you want me to try? [ he deadpans, staring at Davesprite for a few seconds before he tries to swipe it again. god they're fucking bored. ]

[feathery]

[This is over fifty comments of two legal adults fighting over an instant camera.

Davesprite tries to push Isaac away by the face this time, holding the camera away with his other hand.]

You suck at this.

[That isn't provoking in the least!]

plz hold phone tagging issues

[frigidaire]

[ It is, and one day people will earn to end threads. This is not that day.

Isaac makes a noise of irritation when he's pushed away by the face. Seriously, who does that? ( Him, he does that). ]

You're just an asshole. [ He shoves Davesprite's hand away and lunges for the camera. It's not quite far enough to fall over him and make a pile of awkward man children again, but it's close. When he doesn't reach it this time, either, he lets out a huff. ] I don't want to break it, so I'll let you win for now. [ read: He cannot get it so he's just going to pout. ]

nice

[feathery]

[And Davesprite smugly sits back in his chair.]

Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly it. You're worried about the camera.

[He flips the last photo he took at Isaac, so it lands in his lap.]

It's got nothing to do at all with the fact you failed twice in a row to snatch the thing.

[He is. So smug. The smuggest. It's insufferable.]

[frigidaire]

Uh, yeah I am. I don't really have the credits to replace that thing if it breaks.

[ What with the freeze and then trying to get by on the station? Yeah, no.

Isaac was going to let it go, but something about Davesprite's tone grates on him. Something about the confidence, smugness of it. What an asshole. And without even thinking about it, the reaction almost knee-jerk in nature, he flings himself out of his chair and at Davesprite, sending them backward, in his attempt to get the camera.

If he does get it this time, he's getting up and he's running ]

[feathery]

[Davesprite squawks and throws up a hand to keep his douchebag werewolf pal from crashing into him completely, wings flapping as they both ingloriously tumble to the floor.

Again.]

Holy shit, you jackass—

[Davesprite is only half up when Isaac runs, so he decides to trip him. With his own shadow.

It's a quick thing, easy to miss, but Isaac's shadow momentarily twists to grab at his ankles, ideally just enough to throw him off balance.]

[frigidaire]

[ Isaac regrets celebrating his camera capture with a laugh almost immediately. He'd been so victorious for a few precious seconds before he falls. He's not sure what he's tripped on, and can swear he detected movement, what, under him? No. Not possible, but he basically falls face first onto the floor, the camera flying from his hands and skittering across the floor. ]

What the hell?

[ A loose floor panel, that must be it. He pushes himself back to his feet, though, and even checks around him on the floor. All the seams are even, there is nothing moving still save for himself and his own shadow. How weird. ]

This place is getting freaking weird.

[feathery]

What.

[Davesprite isn't really paying attention, hopping over the consoles to chase down the camera. He examines it, a little annoyed Isaac dropped it—like that wasn't his fault at all—and only belatedly looks up.]

[frigidaire]

Dude, I tripped but there was nothing to trip on. It's just like the chair falling out from under me. This place is haunted.

[ God, bad enough that he had to live in Beacon Hills where spoopy things were the norm, but now here, too? ]

How's the camera?

[feathery]

[Davesprite snorts despite himself.]

Please. This shithole isn't haunted. Unless you're counting me, I guess.

[He is kind of a ghost.

He flips the camera around in his hands, looking at the lens.]

But you're in fucking luck. Looks like it's still in one piece.

[frigidaire]

Right, like you could haunt anything.

[ He seriously doubt his friend's ability to actually scare anyone or thing. Come on, he's a bird boy in aviators -- it doesn't get more ridiculous than that. ]

Yeah, very lucky. [ An eye roll. ] I'm so happy for you. [ :|||| ]

[feathery]

I'm haunting you as we speak.

[Deadpan, as he holds up the camera to snap yet another goddamn picture of Isaac.

This one actually has a point beyond being annoying, though, and he frowns a little as he holds it up to the light. C'mon, instant camera, pls keep functioning.]

[frigidaire]

That's an understatement.

[ Isaac is going to break that camera if it's not broken. Or at least he feels like he should at this point, out of principle. ]

Pretty sure you have enough pictures of me now to complete your creepy shrine. I'm going to go get food, you have fun with that.