driftfleet | third; text/action

Who: Uchiha Sasuke+victims
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: S.S. Huntress
When: Now

[text]

I have thins to say. [ Many, many thins. ]

Violence is normal. And that's not all. If your perception of your own relaity involves limitations stopping your goals... alter that perception. Don't make an excuse. Don't be nice about it. Just change reality.

And I fixed one of those blenders. And I'm not as weird as people think I am. Fuck you all.

[ Really, there are three people to blame for this utter travesty. One of them is Sasuke himself, obviously. One is Obi-Wan, who'd supplied the alcohol that had gotten Sasuke into this state. The last one is Ino, who thought challenging Sasuke to drink would be a fantastic idea. ]

[action]

[ He can be found in various places on the Huntress and in varying stages of inebriation. Trying and failing to cook something edible? Check. Lying in his room staring at the ceiling in the dark? Check. Still in Obi-Wan's room challenging either Ino or the Jedi to an arm-wrestling contest? Probably.

This is what happens when you've never drunk before and weigh approximately nothing. ]

[closed to Ino and Obi-Wan]

I'll take another drink when I finish this text. [ So he says to Obi-Wan and Ino while staring intensely at his communicator, clearly thinking the rambling of an absolutely insane seventeen-year-old is something the fleet needs to be subjected to right this minute.

Also, he can't even remember whose turn it is. Or what the rules are. Or if they're still playing a game that isn't just 'get drunk and die in a ditch'. ]

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[ She's not nearly on the level of drunk that Sasuke is, but she's still pretty tipsy. So she's leaning over his shoulder to read what he's typing, because -- what is privacy? ]

What text? It can't be THAT important.

You can spell perception but not thing?

[She missed you, kid. Not that you know who she is. But, you know, the world is a strange place where sometimes you land in more than one multidimensional trap. Also, this is totally how you show someone you care. Especially ninjas.]

Edited 2016-03-11 01:35 (UTC)

You're either drinking or having a stroke.

No judging on the whiskey table.

[ It is whiskey right? Maybe. ]

[Oh, it's not hard to guess what's going on. Sasuke is far too precise to allow so many spelling errors. Remus huffs a laugh-- but voice is easier than text, and if Sasuke is still drinking, soon text won't even be an option.]

I don't think anyone thinks you're weird. I certainly don't, anyway.

of course violence is normal. any idiot who says otherwise is just afraid of the consequences.

why not hurt someone if you feel like it? it's their fault for being too weak to stop you.

Fuck off.

[ As kindly said as he feels, honestly, literally pushing her face away. Why. Well, at least he frees up his hand then to take his pledged drink. ]

Listen to Kenobi.

[ Give him a moment to actually squint down at the response, willing the words to stop dancing long enough for him to read them all in one neat line. ]

I'm very skilled.

[ Which in no way answers the damn question. ]

Hmm.

I don't suppose I could convince you to visit a place called Westeros, could I?

[He could use a man with an open scope of mind like this.]

I'm sure you'd like that. I'm liveing forever, to spite you.

Yes, one day they'll sing songs about your typing adventures.

[ He's going to read this all tomorrow in horror. Except this, which will be lost to him. ]

Oh. It's you.

You're the one that's too nice over all the rest of them... except Tadashi. If my weirdness is relative then yours isn't. [ None of this makes any sense, he just has complaints. ]

And another thing. Why do you think I'm so weak?

Not everyone agress to the same standard of morality so people complain about shit that's unavoidable. I'm goign to be violent. That's just me.

I wouldn't enjoy you dying, Sasuke.

[ ... if you look closely enough, Tyrion, you may see the gears in his drunk brain actually turning as he tries to conjure an answer. Never mind that the camera is prone to random jostling in his current state. ]

Could I find answers about government there?

[ How Not To Rule, by Lannisters, Targaryens et. all. ]

morality is a lie.

in this world it's kill or be killed.

only a fool thinks otherwise.

Tey should sing about more important things I've done, if anything. What a waste.

No that's true, Ino might overreact for a while.

If you're high profile, yeah.

Morality is a real thing, though calling it a lie is just as pointless.

Why don't you write a few lyrics to get them started?

[Is that a compliment? Maybe? Like most of Sasuke's maybe-compliments, Remus will choose to believe it is; it's far better that way.]

I don't. When have I ever said you were weak?

it's a lie told by those too weak or scared to take action or do what they want. they give it a name to justify themselves.

if they could undo it at the end, they would kill everyone just to see what happens, reset, and do it again.

it's quite fun. you can find new and better ways to kill them all. people's reactions are so amusing when you do it differently.

Corruption in the shadows
smiles in the light.
He ventured into that dark place
to end their very blight.

Trials overcome
mistakes were made.
But the future of the village
was written in black flame.

[ challenge accepted. It's no Fall Out Boy but it's a start. ]

[ Oh to live in Remus's optimistic world. ]

You thought I'd actually get bitten. The chance is nonexistent.

[Oh my god seriously]

You would get bitten. Not because you're weak, but because Moony would attack with no self-preservation in mind for the chance to get close to you.

[This is . . . not the time, really, for this talk, but he's a little annoyed.]

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