third; text/action

[eyeforaneye]

Who: Uchiha Sasuke+victims
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: S.S. Huntress
When: Now

[text]

I have thins to say. [ Many, many thins. ]

Violence is normal. And that's not all. If your perception of your own relaity involves limitations stopping your goals... alter that perception. Don't make an excuse. Don't be nice about it. Just change reality.

And I fixed one of those blenders. And I'm not as weird as people think I am. Fuck you all.

[ Really, there are three people to blame for this utter travesty. One of them is Sasuke himself, obviously. One is Obi-Wan, who'd supplied the alcohol that had gotten Sasuke into this state. The last one is Ino, who thought challenging Sasuke to drink would be a fantastic idea. ]

[action]

[ He can be found in various places on the Huntress and in varying stages of inebriation. Trying and failing to cook something edible? Check. Lying in his room staring at the ceiling in the dark? Check. Still in Obi-Wan's room challenging either Ino or the Jedi to an arm-wrestling contest? Probably.

This is what happens when you've never drunk before and weigh approximately nothing. ]

[closed to Ino and Obi-Wan]

I'll take another drink when I finish this text. [ So he says to Obi-Wan and Ino while staring intensely at his communicator, clearly thinking the rambling of an absolutely insane seventeen-year-old is something the fleet needs to be subjected to right this minute.

Also, he can't even remember whose turn it is. Or what the rules are. Or if they're still playing a game that isn't just 'get drunk and die in a ditch'. ]

Comments

closed;

[ino]

[ She's not nearly on the level of drunk that Sasuke is, but she's still pretty tipsy. So she's leaning over his shoulder to read what he's typing, because -- what is privacy? ]

What text? It can't be THAT important.

[beardstrokes]

No judging on the whiskey table.

[ It is whiskey right? Maybe. ]

Text

[passingthrough]

You can spell perception but not thing?

[She missed you, kid. Not that you know who she is. But, you know, the world is a strange place where sometimes you land in more than one multidimensional trap. Also, this is totally how you show someone you care. Especially ninjas.]

Text

[eyeforaneye]

[ Give him a moment to actually squint down at the response, willing the words to stop dancing long enough for him to read them all in one neat line. ]

I'm very skilled.

[ Which in no way answers the damn question. ]

[text]

[ishere]

You're either drinking or having a stroke.

[text]

[eyeforaneye]

I'm sure you'd like that. I'm liveing forever, to spite you.

voice;

[theshabbiestofmen]

[Oh, it's not hard to guess what's going on. Sasuke is far too precise to allow so many spelling errors. Remus huffs a laugh-- but voice is easier than text, and if Sasuke is still drinking, soon text won't even be an option.]

I don't think anyone thinks you're weird. I certainly don't, anyway.

voice;

[eyeforaneye]

[ He's going to read this all tomorrow in horror. Except this, which will be lost to him. ]

Oh. It's you.

You're the one that's too nice over all the rest of them... except Tadashi. If my weirdness is relative then yours isn't. [ None of this makes any sense, he just has complaints. ]

And another thing. Why do you think I'm so weak?

anon text;

[namethefallen]

of course violence is normal. any idiot who says otherwise is just afraid of the consequences.

why not hurt someone if you feel like it? it's their fault for being too weak to stop you.

[eyeforaneye]

Not everyone agress to the same standard of morality so people complain about shit that's unavoidable. I'm goign to be violent. That's just me.

Video

[tallasaking]

Hmm.

I don't suppose I could convince you to visit a place called Westeros, could I?

[He could use a man with an open scope of mind like this.]

Video

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... if you look closely enough, Tyrion, you may see the gears in his drunk brain actually turning as he tries to conjure an answer. Never mind that the camera is prone to random jostling in his current state. ]

Could I find answers about government there?

[ How Not To Rule, by Lannisters, Targaryens et. all. ]

action

[avaricious]

[The still Ling-bereft Greed has been extra edgy ever since Alphonse blew up. Today is hardly an exception, though the smell of food brings him to the kitchen. He can smell booze in the air, but is unfortunate in not actually finding any.]

You look like shit.

action

[eyeforaneye]

[ What he's cooked is honestly a mystery. It definitely involves at least one onion and a questionable amount of flavored paste. What are the flavors? We just don't know. He's staring at it when Greed enters, however, trying to make his mind up. ]

... are you saying that because you want to goad me into fighting or because you're just an asshole? [ Let him check real quick. ]

Text

[save_the_souls]

[Wow this is...this is special]

What are you even talking about...?

Text

[eyeforaneye]

Literally none of this is for your ilk, go away.

text;

[universal_charm]

_{[ Really, he should be able to ignore this and be a little less petty. But he was allowed to be petty once in awhile, and he's cashing in right now. ]}

I'll remember that next time we meet and simply use a Vulcan Pinch and knock you out.

text;

[eyeforaneye]

Who is this.

[ Better yet, what is a Vulcan Pinch? Sasuke's imagination is already running away with him on that one, limited though it may be. ]

text;

[robitussin]

dude

lay off the vodka

text;

[eyeforaneye]

What's vodka?

text

[interstices]

You'd be a shitty motivational speaker.

text

[eyeforaneye]

So would you.

[ how could you crush his dreams ]

action

[pneumo]

[ Oh, Sasuke. There is no way Sascha won't find you in this state. How can he not? Granted his motive in going to the Huntress hadn't been to seek him out actively (he just wanted to wander, mostly). But when he catches a very familiar scent he can't help but abruptly switch directions and head towards the kitchen.

He seeeees you♥ ]

...It smells like feet in here!

action

[eyeforaneye]

[ Of all the people to encounter while like this. ]

... no. No. Go away.

Why are you even here?

[action]

[scrubscrub]

[Koala just watches in anxious uncertainty, through part of the night. It's nice when people can relax and whatnot, but she's — um. She's not sure what Sasuke looks like relaxed. Is he relaxed? Usually when the Sun Pirates drank, they were energized and more friendly, with the exception of one (and even then, Arlong was much more pleasant when Koala was not in direct eyesight).

But now, um... he's planking on his bed, just about.

She waits until he's in motion again, and when he finds a place in the kitchen to stop and slow his roll, she's there, all smiles as she slowly... puts a pitcher of water and a glass on the counter next to him.

Ha. Haha.

Don't make me babysit you, motherfucker.]

[action]

[eyeforaneye]

[ He is never relaxed, that's his secret. Among many.

But he's aware of her presence as he has been for a while now, not sure why exactly she's feeling the need to follow him around but it comes to a head when she takes a more active interest in the kitchen.

Water. Why would he want water? ]

... I'm not pouring that shit for you.

[feathery]

im pretty sure i saw the motivational video counterpart to this post when we were all stuck on the marsiva

[It went a little like this.]

[eyeforaneye]

[ I am going to be haunted by this video forever, I can tell. ]

I never made a video.

Text;

[alwayscomeback]

That made exactly zero sense.

And I already fixed the blender. You're about three months too late. But thanks for the attempt I guess.

Text;

[eyeforaneye]

Two.

I broke two blenders.

[nextlineis]

You okay there, Uchichi?

1/3

[eyeforaneye]

UCHIHA

[Voice]

[honorbends]

[ . . . . . . . ]

Did you have a stroke?

[ he's half serious, okay ]

[Voice]

[eyeforaneye]

You are the second person that's asked me that.

[Text]

[flameandpassion]

[ rei literally only recognizes this for what it is because all of her friends are alcoholics ]

Who did you steal alcohol from, moron?

[Text]

[eyeforaneye]

No one, it was consensual.

[mylegacy]

[uhhhhh]

[so this appears to be happening]

That's going to take a long time, you know.

1/2

[eyeforaneye]

Which part?