third; text/action

[eyeforaneye]

Who: Uchiha Sasuke+victims
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: S.S. Huntress
When: Now

[text]

I have thins to say. [ Many, many thins. ]

Violence is normal. And that's not all. If your perception of your own relaity involves limitations stopping your goals... alter that perception. Don't make an excuse. Don't be nice about it. Just change reality.

And I fixed one of those blenders. And I'm not as weird as people think I am. Fuck you all.

[ Really, there are three people to blame for this utter travesty. One of them is Sasuke himself, obviously. One is Obi-Wan, who'd supplied the alcohol that had gotten Sasuke into this state. The last one is Ino, who thought challenging Sasuke to drink would be a fantastic idea. ]

[action]

[ He can be found in various places on the Huntress and in varying stages of inebriation. Trying and failing to cook something edible? Check. Lying in his room staring at the ceiling in the dark? Check. Still in Obi-Wan's room challenging either Ino or the Jedi to an arm-wrestling contest? Probably.

This is what happens when you've never drunk before and weigh approximately nothing. ]

[closed to Ino and Obi-Wan]

I'll take another drink when I finish this text. [ So he says to Obi-Wan and Ino while staring intensely at his communicator, clearly thinking the rambling of an absolutely insane seventeen-year-old is something the fleet needs to be subjected to right this minute.

Also, he can't even remember whose turn it is. Or what the rules are. Or if they're still playing a game that isn't just 'get drunk and die in a ditch'. ]

Comments

[theshabbiestofmen]

Oh, good. We'd end up with two very injured werewolves.

[GIRL]

[eyeforaneye]

Don't be ridiculous. Susanoo would keep it from getting to that level. [ Susa-what. ]

... what if we locked you in a room and I could observe Moony from a window?

[theshabbiestofmen]

[Is that an ability? A person? Is Sasuke just kind of slurring his own name? WHO KNOWS.

U G H. Well, no, they couldn't, not least of which because Remus would be far too terrified to allow that to happen. But! Sasuke is drunk, and it's unlikely he'll remember any of this, so--]

Fine.

[eyeforaneye]

[ Sasunoo. ]

...

--oh. I didn't think you'd agree like that.

I guess I underestimated you a little bit. You trust me that much?

[theshabbiestofmen]

The issue has never been not trusting you. I don't think you stupid or weak or slow. I don't trust myself.

[A breath, and then--]

Sasuke, most of the time werewolf victims don't survive, because they're eaten. Torn apart, limb from limb; most of the time people are lucky to find any identifying leftovers. Why would I want to risk you experiencing that? Why would I want to risk doing that to someone?

[eyeforaneye]

I'm saying there's not a risk. Probably. [ Well the addition of 'probably' has really shot his credibility to hell and he is too drunk to even realize. ]

I suppose I'd just have to see him first. But I've been in situations where people were trying to mercilessly kill me before, many of them. I get that. I'm used to horrible injuries.

[ What little filter he ever had is officially gone. ]

[theshabbiestofmen]

Yes, but just one will make you a werewolf-- and did it ever occur to you that I might not want to spend my evening trying to tear you up?

[eyeforaneye]

... sort of. I did think of it, I just thought you might be persuadable.

Still, it's what Susanoo's for.

[theshabbiestofmen]

What the hell is Susanoo?

[Is that his name for himself? Oh, god, what if it is--]

[eyeforaneye]

A large skeletal or armored warrior manifested by my eyes and large quantities of chakra. Very versatile.

[theshabbiestofmen]

Of course it is. Is there anything else your eyes can do while we're at it?

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... ]

How much time do you have? [ Y e a h. ]

[theshabbiestofmen]

[Oh my god.]

All the time in the world to listen to something like this.

[eyeforaneye]

[ Remus, why. He actually clears his throat as he thinks, trying to mentally organize a complicated and messy list of abilities in his extremely drunk mind. The curse of a loosened tongue... ]

Heightened perception and sight, ability to predict movements, ability to copy any and all physical gestures, ability to summon some animals... [ Here he breaks to mumble a few under his breath: 'dog, ox, bird, centipede...' ]

There's Amaterasu, of course. The black flame that burns anything...

Illusions. Susanoo. Heightened perception. [ He already said that but he's actually counting off on his fingers now. ]

Teleportation. Opening portals to other dimensions. Being able to use any elemental technique. There's the mechanization skill, but... I really haven't tried that.

Control over gravitational pulls, hypnosis and a weak form of mind control, ability to call the King of Hell, ability to pull people's souls from their bodies... oh, right, resurrecting the dead.

... did I say heightened perception?

[theshabbiestofmen]

[He literally wants to ask about all of them, because each one sounds fake. Like, okay, he believes him, but . . . that sounds fake. But of course he zooms in on the most important one--]

You can summon a dog?