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driftfleet2016-03-10 08:05 pm
eyeforaneye) wrote in driftfleet2016-03-10 08:05 pm
third; text/action
Who: Uchiha Sasuke+victims
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: S.S. Huntress
When: Now
[text]
I have thins to say. [ Many, many thins. ]
Violence is normal. And that's not all. If your perception of your own relaity involves limitations stopping your goals... alter that perception. Don't make an excuse. Don't be nice about it. Just change reality.
And I fixed one of those blenders. And I'm not as weird as people think I am. Fuck you all.
[ Really, there are three people to blame for this utter travesty. One of them is Sasuke himself, obviously. One is Obi-Wan, who'd supplied the alcohol that had gotten Sasuke into this state. The last one is Ino, who thought challenging Sasuke to drink would be a fantastic idea. ]
[action]
[ He can be found in various places on the Huntress and in varying stages of inebriation. Trying and failing to cook something edible? Check. Lying in his room staring at the ceiling in the dark? Check. Still in Obi-Wan's room challenging either Ino or the Jedi to an arm-wrestling contest? Probably.
This is what happens when you've never drunk before and weigh approximately nothing. ]
[closed to Ino and Obi-Wan]
I'll take another drink when I finish this text. [ So he says to Obi-Wan and Ino while staring intensely at his communicator, clearly thinking the rambling of an absolutely insane seventeen-year-old is something the fleet needs to be subjected to right this minute.
Also, he can't even remember whose turn it is. Or what the rules are. Or if they're still playing a game that isn't just 'get drunk and die in a ditch'. ]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: S.S. Huntress
When: Now
[text]
I have thins to say. [ Many, many thins. ]
Violence is normal. And that's not all. If your perception of your own relaity involves limitations stopping your goals... alter that perception. Don't make an excuse. Don't be nice about it. Just change reality.
And I fixed one of those blenders. And I'm not as weird as people think I am. Fuck you all.
[ Really, there are three people to blame for this utter travesty. One of them is Sasuke himself, obviously. One is Obi-Wan, who'd supplied the alcohol that had gotten Sasuke into this state. The last one is Ino, who thought challenging Sasuke to drink would be a fantastic idea. ]
[action]
[ He can be found in various places on the Huntress and in varying stages of inebriation. Trying and failing to cook something edible? Check. Lying in his room staring at the ceiling in the dark? Check. Still in Obi-Wan's room challenging either Ino or the Jedi to an arm-wrestling contest? Probably.
This is what happens when you've never drunk before and weigh approximately nothing. ]
[closed to Ino and Obi-Wan]
I'll take another drink when I finish this text. [ So he says to Obi-Wan and Ino while staring intensely at his communicator, clearly thinking the rambling of an absolutely insane seventeen-year-old is something the fleet needs to be subjected to right this minute.
Also, he can't even remember whose turn it is. Or what the rules are. Or if they're still playing a game that isn't just 'get drunk and die in a ditch'. ]
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[It went a little like this.]
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I never made a video.
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which is a sign you should make it a video
obviously
at the very least itd help get your point across better
theres a reason televangelists got their shit down
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What. Who.
Why shouold I have to coddle people that don't want to take the time to read? People are too lazy as it is.
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Sasuke's response here definitely reminds Davesprite of talking to Draco Malfoy, tho. Curators of the Anti-Fun, yo.]
more like
whatever space substances you are fucked up on right now are probably going to make your typing worse as time goes on
though i guess you get props for being more decipherable than most drunks ive seen take to the keyboard in medias res
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How dare you actually criticize my dechipherability when you refuse to use any punctuation whatsoever. Isn't that hypocritical? I am being incredibly clear right now.
[ Crystal fucking clear. ]
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obviously
[Yes, this is exactly why he didn't specify earlier. Of course.]
if it were just your punctuation taking a hike down the trail of plasterfication id judge you for inconsistency i guess
its all or nothing dude
the little details are the ones that implicate you most in your crimes against sobriety
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the brutal murder of your sobriety
yeah probably not legal
[Davesprite doesn't even think they have drinking laws in space.]
your ratings are probably off the charts
audiences dig the rebel without a cause archetype
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[ Wait. ]
I'm not a rebel. [ Fuck, so close. ]
I hate thinking about ratings or any of that bullshit
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but some people actually give a shit about them and its hard to tell where a dudes gonna fall after he delivers deep insight about the nature of violence to the huddled masses
but whatever
so then whats your cause
besides rolling on the network sloshed to the gills like the fleets freshest demotivational poster
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Retribution before, redemption now. And learning.
But I posted this because I became agitated. [ Much like a magnificent wild honey badger. ]
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really
i cant even tell what you were agitated by
there are just
so many things happening in this post
which is impressive considering how little you wrote you just changed topics quicker than a 30 second ad spot
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What's an ad spot?
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and an ad spot is how we convey the many uses for a blender where im from
especially when ninjas are involved but i didnt know that until 10 seconds ago
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And it's only one ninja involved.
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but oh my bad
i guess the singularity of ninja makes the situation more reminiscent of a mini ad spot
15 seconds instead of 30
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