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Who: Uchiha Sasuke+victims
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: S.S. Huntress
When: Now

[text]

I have thins to say. [ Many, many thins. ]

Violence is normal. And that's not all. If your perception of your own relaity involves limitations stopping your goals... alter that perception. Don't make an excuse. Don't be nice about it. Just change reality.

And I fixed one of those blenders. And I'm not as weird as people think I am. Fuck you all.

[ Really, there are three people to blame for this utter travesty. One of them is Sasuke himself, obviously. One is Obi-Wan, who'd supplied the alcohol that had gotten Sasuke into this state. The last one is Ino, who thought challenging Sasuke to drink would be a fantastic idea. ]

[action]

[ He can be found in various places on the Huntress and in varying stages of inebriation. Trying and failing to cook something edible? Check. Lying in his room staring at the ceiling in the dark? Check. Still in Obi-Wan's room challenging either Ino or the Jedi to an arm-wrestling contest? Probably.

This is what happens when you've never drunk before and weigh approximately nothing. ]

[closed to Ino and Obi-Wan]

I'll take another drink when I finish this text. [ So he says to Obi-Wan and Ino while staring intensely at his communicator, clearly thinking the rambling of an absolutely insane seventeen-year-old is something the fleet needs to be subjected to right this minute.

Also, he can't even remember whose turn it is. Or what the rules are. Or if they're still playing a game that isn't just 'get drunk and die in a ditch'. ]

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[A beat]

Alright. Please do!

Edited 2016-03-11 04:38 (UTC)

Uchiha Itachi x 11, Uzumaki Naruto x 67, Haruno Sakura x 3, Inuzuka Kiba, Akamaru, Nara Shikamaru, Momochi Zabuza x 2, Haku, Umino Iruka, Hatake Kakashi x 5, Rock Lee, Orochimaru x 3, Hagane Kotetsu, Kamizuki Izumo, Yakushi Kabuto x 3, Gaara x 3, Akadou Yoroi, Abumi Zaku, Mist Nin x 4, Temari, Rokushou Aoi, Tayuya, Sakon, Ukon, Kidoumaru, Jiroubou, Sai, Juugo, Deidara, Killer Bee, Danzou, Samurai x 7, Terumii Mei, Kurotsuchi Oonoki, A x 2, White Zetsu x 16, Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Madara, Ootsutsuki Kaguya, Nin Cats x 26, unknown/other x 267, Yamanaka Ino, Remus Lupin, and Hino Rei.

Edited 2016-03-11 05:18 (UTC)

[A pause because, uh, WOW.]

Wow, that was...more thorough than I was expecting!

..."Killer Bee"? You fought killer bees?

No.

A rapping jinchuuriki who stabbed me seven times and blew my ches topen. So I set him on fire.

[ .... ]

Your world has rap?

[PRIORITIES.]

He's the only one I know of that inflicts it on people.

I see. [Weird.]

But very well. Did you hit your head in your fight with Hino Rei? [That one seems the most recent sounding...]

No.

Remus Lupin?

I did hit a wall. Briefly.

And when was this?

A few weeks ago. I've been very peaceful.

Congratulations.

Well since it's been a few weeks and you managed to name off all the fights you had, you can feel assure you don't have a concussion.

Great. I'm so assured by your text diagnosis, you hack.

Youd tell me I was fine in order to allow death to catch me unaware

Please. I would not.

Have you been drinking?

Really.

You want to seem kind but there's a lot you have hidden. Also youve actually been more of an ass to me than I have ot you.

Regardless of what you think of me- I don't kill people, Sasuke.

Oh? So what's the worst you would do then if you had the chance? Regale me.

Honestly, Sasuke? I don't think about doing anything to you.

I don't like you, but that doesn't mean I sit around and think about how I'd like to hurt you.

I'm not talking about me specifically. You said you don't kill people so I'm asking where the line is.

If I have to fight humans or something similar?

I suppose I'd break bones, or knock them out.

I knocked someone out recently an got lectured over it. There's no winning with some people.

[ Thank you, alcohol, for that slight topic change. ]

[....]

Who did you knock out?

Who knows.

[ Then, as if sensing that that answer isn't going to be good enough: ] A woman. A thief. Couldn't be helped.

Was she...trying to steal something?

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