driftfleet | third; text/action

Who: Uchiha Sasuke+victims
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: S.S. Huntress
When: Now

[text]

I have thins to say. [ Many, many thins. ]

Violence is normal. And that's not all. If your perception of your own relaity involves limitations stopping your goals... alter that perception. Don't make an excuse. Don't be nice about it. Just change reality.

And I fixed one of those blenders. And I'm not as weird as people think I am. Fuck you all.

[ Really, there are three people to blame for this utter travesty. One of them is Sasuke himself, obviously. One is Obi-Wan, who'd supplied the alcohol that had gotten Sasuke into this state. The last one is Ino, who thought challenging Sasuke to drink would be a fantastic idea. ]

[action]

[ He can be found in various places on the Huntress and in varying stages of inebriation. Trying and failing to cook something edible? Check. Lying in his room staring at the ceiling in the dark? Check. Still in Obi-Wan's room challenging either Ino or the Jedi to an arm-wrestling contest? Probably.

This is what happens when you've never drunk before and weigh approximately nothing. ]

[closed to Ino and Obi-Wan]

I'll take another drink when I finish this text. [ So he says to Obi-Wan and Ino while staring intensely at his communicator, clearly thinking the rambling of an absolutely insane seventeen-year-old is something the fleet needs to be subjected to right this minute.

Also, he can't even remember whose turn it is. Or what the rules are. Or if they're still playing a game that isn't just 'get drunk and die in a ditch'. ]

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[She's a little worried, but not surprised by the delay.]

Nailed it. I knew a version of you too. You had two arms. [But she knew Itachi a lot longer and better.]

Not surprising. I spent more time with two arms than just one.

[ Losing a limb is much easier to talk about, but... ]

You got along with him?

I did. Ninjas make the best roommates. [Always quiet.]

[ Considering that he's been at odds with basically the entirety of the shinobi world before... he's not sure he agrees, but he'll accept it all the same. ]

He's a good man

[ The contraction makes it easier to hide the fact that he wants to use 'is' instead of 'was', still. ]

[She knows past tense would be more appropriate, but she easily matches what Sasuke uses because she doesn't know what he knows. And in time-bending places like this you just never know. She was with Itachi when he died of illness in the prison only to see him again one day as a zombie.]

He is. I might even miss him. [She does.]

[ Watching him die. Another thing to have in common.

This list is getting bleaker. ]

Me too. But it had to be like this.

[It might be bad form, but she's switching to video at least on her end.]

Hey.

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