driftfleet | third; text/action

Who: Uchiha Sasuke+victims
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: S.S. Huntress
When: Now

[text]

I have thins to say. [ Many, many thins. ]

Violence is normal. And that's not all. If your perception of your own relaity involves limitations stopping your goals... alter that perception. Don't make an excuse. Don't be nice about it. Just change reality.

And I fixed one of those blenders. And I'm not as weird as people think I am. Fuck you all.

[ Really, there are three people to blame for this utter travesty. One of them is Sasuke himself, obviously. One is Obi-Wan, who'd supplied the alcohol that had gotten Sasuke into this state. The last one is Ino, who thought challenging Sasuke to drink would be a fantastic idea. ]

[action]

[ He can be found in various places on the Huntress and in varying stages of inebriation. Trying and failing to cook something edible? Check. Lying in his room staring at the ceiling in the dark? Check. Still in Obi-Wan's room challenging either Ino or the Jedi to an arm-wrestling contest? Probably.

This is what happens when you've never drunk before and weigh approximately nothing. ]

[closed to Ino and Obi-Wan]

I'll take another drink when I finish this text. [ So he says to Obi-Wan and Ino while staring intensely at his communicator, clearly thinking the rambling of an absolutely insane seventeen-year-old is something the fleet needs to be subjected to right this minute.

Also, he can't even remember whose turn it is. Or what the rules are. Or if they're still playing a game that isn't just 'get drunk and die in a ditch'. ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Koala just watches in anxious uncertainty, through part of the night. It's nice when people can relax and whatnot, but she's — um. She's not sure what Sasuke looks like relaxed. Is he relaxed? Usually when the Sun Pirates drank, they were energized and more friendly, with the exception of one (and even then, Arlong was much more pleasant when Koala was not in direct eyesight).

But now, um... he's planking on his bed, just about.

She waits until he's in motion again, and when he finds a place in the kitchen to stop and slow his roll, she's there, all smiles as she slowly... puts a pitcher of water and a glass on the counter next to him.

Ha. Haha.

Don't make me babysit you, motherfucker.]

[ He is never relaxed, that's his secret. Among many.

But he's aware of her presence as he has been for a while now, not sure why exactly she's feeling the need to follow him around but it comes to a head when she takes a more active interest in the kitchen.

Water. Why would he want water? ]

... I'm not pouring that shit for you.

[omg i hate drunk people]

[No but she'll be patient, she's hideously patient.]

It's for you, Mr. Sasuke sir.

I didn't ask for this.

[ His goddamn life motto, here it is. ]

[She looks at the water.

Looks at Sasuke.]

I thought you might n-need some! You're gonna feel bad in the morning...

I feel bad every single morning, Koala; how the hell is this news to me?

[ Uchiha Sasuke: drunk. ]

[bro really, even she's losing a smile to judge you]

... That seems a bit dramatic, Mr. Sasuke.

Edited 2016-03-17 08:37 (UTC)

My life happens to be 'dramatic', if that's what you want to call it. If you think the way I talk about it is annoying then trust me, living it is worse.

.......

[wow

you are ridiculous]

[She sighs and considers him for a moment.]

There's got to be something to make you feel a little better.

... Other than drinking, w-which I don't think is working.

I wasn't drinking to feel better.

[ Come to think of it, why was he drinking? Oh right, he was challenged to do so. ]

... sometimes I imagine I'm in my old home, or somewhere that's familiar in a good way. That helps me to feel better.

Oh... I didn't know drinking could do such positive things for people.

What was your home like?

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