third; text/action

[eyeforaneye]

Who: Uchiha Sasuke+victims
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: S.S. Huntress
When: Now

[text]

I have thins to say. [ Many, many thins. ]

Violence is normal. And that's not all. If your perception of your own relaity involves limitations stopping your goals... alter that perception. Don't make an excuse. Don't be nice about it. Just change reality.

And I fixed one of those blenders. And I'm not as weird as people think I am. Fuck you all.

[ Really, there are three people to blame for this utter travesty. One of them is Sasuke himself, obviously. One is Obi-Wan, who'd supplied the alcohol that had gotten Sasuke into this state. The last one is Ino, who thought challenging Sasuke to drink would be a fantastic idea. ]

[action]

[ He can be found in various places on the Huntress and in varying stages of inebriation. Trying and failing to cook something edible? Check. Lying in his room staring at the ceiling in the dark? Check. Still in Obi-Wan's room challenging either Ino or the Jedi to an arm-wrestling contest? Probably.

This is what happens when you've never drunk before and weigh approximately nothing. ]

[closed to Ino and Obi-Wan]

I'll take another drink when I finish this text. [ So he says to Obi-Wan and Ino while staring intensely at his communicator, clearly thinking the rambling of an absolutely insane seventeen-year-old is something the fleet needs to be subjected to right this minute.

Also, he can't even remember whose turn it is. Or what the rules are. Or if they're still playing a game that isn't just 'get drunk and die in a ditch'. ]

Comments

[pneumo]

I was going to knock first, sir! [ SALUTE. No sneaking here whatsoever, look at that. Not that he'll ever call Sasuke 'sir' in any other situation mind you, but... ]

[eyeforaneye]

And when I didn't answer what were you going to do?

[ Because he is confident that the answer is 'go in anyway'. Now excuse him while he basically stumbles back over to the counters in search of... well, he's already forgotten. He catches himself on the flat surface before falling over completely, at least. ]

[pneumo]

[ See Sascha was going to answer, but then Sasuke goes and stumbles like that and he starts watching him with a bit of a blink. ]

...You okay?

[eyeforaneye]

[ Honestly his almost inaudible little growl of frustration as he straightens back up should be sign enough. The way the room spins would almost be pleasant if he weren't used to much more interesting and exciting adrenaline rushes. Steady, steady... ]

Answer my question.

[pneumo]

Um...if you weren't there, right? [ Weren't there, won't answer--either or. ]

I guess I'd just wait until you came back♥

[eyeforaneye]

Outside the room or inside the room?

[pneumo]

Outside! [ Look at him he's so good he's learning! ]

[eyeforaneye]

[ ... better. ]

You shouldn't be coming over to the ship at all without permission first.

[pneumo]

...? But people visit other ships all the time without asking.

[eyeforaneye]

Other people are not you.

You're... a special case. In many ways.

[pneumo]

Awwww...! Thanks!