driftfleet | third; text/action

Who: Uchiha Sasuke+victims
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: S.S. Huntress
When: Now

[text]

I have thins to say. [ Many, many thins. ]

Violence is normal. And that's not all. If your perception of your own relaity involves limitations stopping your goals... alter that perception. Don't make an excuse. Don't be nice about it. Just change reality.

And I fixed one of those blenders. And I'm not as weird as people think I am. Fuck you all.

[ Really, there are three people to blame for this utter travesty. One of them is Sasuke himself, obviously. One is Obi-Wan, who'd supplied the alcohol that had gotten Sasuke into this state. The last one is Ino, who thought challenging Sasuke to drink would be a fantastic idea. ]

[action]

[ He can be found in various places on the Huntress and in varying stages of inebriation. Trying and failing to cook something edible? Check. Lying in his room staring at the ceiling in the dark? Check. Still in Obi-Wan's room challenging either Ino or the Jedi to an arm-wrestling contest? Probably.

This is what happens when you've never drunk before and weigh approximately nothing. ]

[closed to Ino and Obi-Wan]

I'll take another drink when I finish this text. [ So he says to Obi-Wan and Ino while staring intensely at his communicator, clearly thinking the rambling of an absolutely insane seventeen-year-old is something the fleet needs to be subjected to right this minute.

Also, he can't even remember whose turn it is. Or what the rules are. Or if they're still playing a game that isn't just 'get drunk and die in a ditch'. ]

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[ Oh, Sasuke. There is no way Sascha won't find you in this state. How can he not? Granted his motive in going to the Huntress hadn't been to seek him out actively (he just wanted to wander, mostly). But when he catches a very familiar scent he can't help but abruptly switch directions and head towards the kitchen.

He seeeees you♥ ]

...It smells like feet in here!

[ Of all the people to encounter while like this. ]

... no. No. Go away.

Why are you even here?

But I'm not in your room this time~ The kitchen's free space! [ CAN'T BULLY HIM OUT THIS TIME SASUKE. ]

Anyway, I thought someone was cooking shoes! So I came to see.

Edited (what is english) 2016-03-11 23:51 (UTC)

Why the hell would anyone be cooking shoes? It's obvious that I'm cooking...

...

Food.

....Are you sure? [ Because it smells like feet bro ]

No.

[ And somehow even in his doubt he manages to sound confident and confrontational. It's a gift. ]

If I were cooking shoes, though, that'd be my right. I can cook what I want. You have no authority over me.

....... [ Well. He sounds confident. ]

But you don't eat shoes, do you?

No. I'm just saying I wouldn't care what you thought of me even if I did.

Aww, I'd like you anyway! Even if cooking shoes is really weird. [ He looooves youuuuu ]

Stop.

[ Again. ]

You don't 'like me'; you don't even know anything about me.

I know you're grumpy...and unfriendly, and dangerous and you think you're bad at conversations even though you're not!

Oh and you're bad at cooking.

I'm grumpy and unfriendly and dangerous and bad at conversations but I am a good cook. Go to hell.

But it stinks in here!

You don't even eat human food.

[ THIS IS NOT HUMAN FOOD ]

[ HE WAS GONNA SAY... ]

...Is that human food?

Comments from all non-humans are forbidden. Why are you on the ship?

[ He's definitely already asked this. ]

I told you already....it was the smell of feet.... [ NON-HUMAN CARDING HIM, WOW. Rude Sasuke. ]

... are you here to try to sneak into my room again?

I was going to knock first, sir! [ SALUTE. No sneaking here whatsoever, look at that. Not that he'll ever call Sasuke 'sir' in any other situation mind you, but... ]

And when I didn't answer what were you going to do?

[ Because he is confident that the answer is 'go in anyway'. Now excuse him while he basically stumbles back over to the counters in search of... well, he's already forgotten. He catches himself on the flat surface before falling over completely, at least. ]

[ See Sascha was going to answer, but then Sasuke goes and stumbles like that and he starts watching him with a bit of a blink. ]

...You okay?

[ Honestly his almost inaudible little growl of frustration as he straightens back up should be sign enough. The way the room spins would almost be pleasant if he weren't used to much more interesting and exciting adrenaline rushes. Steady, steady... ]

Answer my question.

Um...if you weren't there, right? [ Weren't there, won't answer--either or. ]

I guess I'd just wait until you came back♥

Outside the room or inside the room?

Outside! [ Look at him he's so good he's learning! ]

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