driftfleet | third; text/action

Who: Uchiha Sasuke+victims
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: S.S. Huntress
When: Now

[text]

I have thins to say. [ Many, many thins. ]

Violence is normal. And that's not all. If your perception of your own relaity involves limitations stopping your goals... alter that perception. Don't make an excuse. Don't be nice about it. Just change reality.

And I fixed one of those blenders. And I'm not as weird as people think I am. Fuck you all.

[ Really, there are three people to blame for this utter travesty. One of them is Sasuke himself, obviously. One is Obi-Wan, who'd supplied the alcohol that had gotten Sasuke into this state. The last one is Ino, who thought challenging Sasuke to drink would be a fantastic idea. ]

[action]

[ He can be found in various places on the Huntress and in varying stages of inebriation. Trying and failing to cook something edible? Check. Lying in his room staring at the ceiling in the dark? Check. Still in Obi-Wan's room challenging either Ino or the Jedi to an arm-wrestling contest? Probably.

This is what happens when you've never drunk before and weigh approximately nothing. ]

[closed to Ino and Obi-Wan]

I'll take another drink when I finish this text. [ So he says to Obi-Wan and Ino while staring intensely at his communicator, clearly thinking the rambling of an absolutely insane seventeen-year-old is something the fleet needs to be subjected to right this minute.

Also, he can't even remember whose turn it is. Or what the rules are. Or if they're still playing a game that isn't just 'get drunk and die in a ditch'. ]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ jeopardy theme plays ]

Are you the one with the tall forehead or the one with the wide jaw?

[ ... ]

Wait, I've figured it out. [ The one with the extremely blue eyes, that's who this is. Clearly he needs to stop knocking women out because that should not have been as difficult to work out as it was. ]

I'm going to assume our little chat didn't have much effect the first time since you had options to choose from.

Other people have tried too, it's not just you.

[ To make him less of an asshole. This is probably not very useful encouragement. ]

What's a Vulcan Pinch?

_{[ No, it's really not. It kind of makes him want to smack you some
more. ]}

I would rather not give you more ways to knock a person out if I can help it.

You get really angry about people being harmlessly made unconscious.

I get angry about people being made unconscious against their will.

Did you actually take her to the hospital?

Of course I did.

And did you stick around?

Yes, until she woke up. I only just met her, but even I know it's scary waking up in a hospital all alone. I at least stuck around to make sure she was okay.

_{[ You know, instead of leaving her body for someone to find and
possible do unpleasant things to, Sasuke. ]}

Hopefully she didn't steal the rest of your shit. You're probably a little too nice.

Maybe some of my nice will rub off on you then, since I can clearly stand to lose some according to you.

People have tried, it does not work. It's fine you could still be a dick in other ways.

You ever heard the phrase 'you catch more flies with honey than vinegar'?

Why the hell do you want to attract flies?

_{[ He's sighing on his end of things, Sasuke. ]}

It means that you get better results being nice than you doing being cruel.

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