Anthony J. Crowley (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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driftfleet2015-01-24 01:28 am
onlyanapple) wrote in driftfleet2015-01-24 01:28 am
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002 - In a pretty cabinet
Who: Crowley and YOU!
Broadcast: Fleet wide - if you want it or not.
Action: Pathstone
When: Now
[The feed opens to an (as usual) very bored Crowley. He's sitting at his communications workstation, and he's holding something vaguely CD-box shaped. He gives the screen a cheery wave. ]
So. I ended up being dragged though into that stupid temple. A lot of boring things happened there, mostly involving being stuck on the M6 Orbital. Trust me, it's worse than it probably sounds. Anyway, I was given a gift for my troubles, and gifts, like horrible jokes, are made for sharing.
[He reaches over and presses a button. Throughout your networks, if you have them turned on or not, you will suddenly hear the beginnings of The Greatest Hits of a certain popular British band. ~Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?~ It seems Crowley has finally used his augment for something other than listening into your conversations. If you don't have a helpful comms officer on board, good luck getting rid of it. It won't stop.
He smiles and gives a cheery salute, offering as parting words:]
Enjoy, suckers.
Broadcast: Fleet wide - if you want it or not.
Action: Pathstone
When: Now
[The feed opens to an (as usual) very bored Crowley. He's sitting at his communications workstation, and he's holding something vaguely CD-box shaped. He gives the screen a cheery wave. ]
So. I ended up being dragged though into that stupid temple. A lot of boring things happened there, mostly involving being stuck on the M6 Orbital. Trust me, it's worse than it probably sounds. Anyway, I was given a gift for my troubles, and gifts, like horrible jokes, are made for sharing.
[He reaches over and presses a button. Throughout your networks, if you have them turned on or not, you will suddenly hear the beginnings of The Greatest Hits of a certain popular British band. ~Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?~ It seems Crowley has finally used his augment for something other than listening into your conversations. If you don't have a helpful comms officer on board, good luck getting rid of it. It won't stop.
He smiles and gives a cheery salute, offering as parting words:]
Enjoy, suckers.
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A hundred points for observation.
I live on Earth, have done for a long time. I suppose if I'm from anywhere, that's a good a place to choose as any.
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...Should I ask what you mean by that, or...?
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I think I really want to know the answer.
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You know, for Satan. Marking souls for him and all that.
[ ]At least he sounds pretty uninterested in it?]
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[to be fair, she doesn't sound all that hyped up about it either.]
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I don't know what it is.
[It sucks being from 1990 sometimes.]
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Demon, huh. Okay. [nodding to herself.] Are you, like, on active duty? Or are you taking it easy on account of everything being kind of weird right now?
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[He chuckles.] You could say I'm in a state of semi-retirement. Between here and Paradisa, I haven't been home and working for Hell for five, six years? I just do stuff like this to keep me active.
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[more nodding...]
Okay, cool. As long as you're not trying to take over the world or whatever, I won't make it into a thing. Not that you could really, since there are probably a million of them and we kind of skirt past them pretty fast.
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[Worst demon ever.]
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