005 - Do I Creep You Out

[preformthisneigh]

Who: Cheese Sandwich and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bishop
When: After his talk with Lily

Hey there my bipedal buddies. Does anypony have any of those little fox guys I can borrow for an evening? I need three to four of them.

It's for party pony business. Let me know if you have and we can work something out!

Comments

[preformthisneigh]

Probably something very, very magic, too.

...Actually sounds like somepony from back home. I've never met him, but he's very powerful and is the Lord of Chaos. He'd love this sort of stuff.

[tallasaking]

Honestly? All levels of chaos.

...Do you think he could be behind all of this?

[preformthisneigh]

All levels. Thousands of years ago, he ruled over our country, before the princesses in charge now deposed him. He apparently reformed but that didn't stick.

[It did, Cheese just isn't aware of it yet, oops. ]

If I could put my bits on anypony running this show, it'd be on Discord.

[tallasaking]

... Marvelous. So he reformed, then fell off the proverbial wagon, I believe is the phrase -- and now he might be out and about causing chaos across the universes.

How did they stop him before?

[preformthisneigh]

That's pretty much as it went. Last time I was at home, he betrayed us to Lord Tirek, who almost razed Equestria to the ground.

They turned him into stone.

[tallasaking]

Well, I certainly hope they keep him that way.

[preformthisneigh]

He isn't. At least, I don't think he is? I'm not sure how they dealt with him.

[tallasaking]

Well, if another pony ever shows up here ... I am going to hope this is taken care of shortly.

[preformthisneigh]

Hah, don't hold your breath. We Equestrians aren't that popular in these magical kidnappy worlds. Between Paradisa and here, I haven't seen another pony for over a year and a half.

[tallasaking]

Do you know many of the other ponies? I mean, outside of your well-known evil ones, that is?

[preformthisneigh]

I'm a drifter, so I got some friends dotted around Equestria. My best friend lives in Ponyville, though. She's the best.

[tallasaking]

Is that right? Well, I certainly hope she ... never shows up here but perhaps you can go home to visit her? [It seemed horrible to wish anyone to be kidnapped, after all.]

[preformthisneigh]

I really hope so too, I miss her. Going home would be a pretty awesome thing, to be honest. Space is fun and all, but I miss the wide open spaces of Equestria.

[tallasaking]

Do you think you will ever be able to get back home?

[preformthisneigh]

I really hope I do one day, but I'm not sure. I seem to be in this game for the long run.

[tallasaking]

... I have the frightening feeling that I am in the same predicament.

[preformthisneigh]

Yeaaaaah, it's pretty much the worst thing, but what can we do about it?

[tallasaking]

I shall let you know when I come up with a clearer answer to that question.

[preformthisneigh]

Please do, amigo. I'd love to hear it.

[tallasaking]

As would I, my friend. As would I.