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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: now!

you know what sucks about being brought here

[oh boy, here we go.]

like apart from being sol in space. the basic premise here is that this is reality tv right? which is never actually reality. so they specifically picked us based on entertainment value is my guess. can you imagine anyone normal and fine and competent being interesting to watch? nah, not as much as someone who's constantly a mess. isn't it weird to think about how everyone here was picked probably because they're dysfunctional enough for viewers to keep watching? adding insult to injury if you ask me.

anyways i'm kind of curious about what makes you strange enough to be here. fill me in if you've got a guess.

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[robitussin]

that sounds like a story

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[axeboyfriend]

It is. Not a fun one, though.

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[robitussin]

didn't really expect it to be

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[axeboyfriend]

Guess that's kinda obvious.

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[robitussin]

i was going to say you might get a bonus if you talk about it but come to think of it people are probably going to be more interested if you're all mysterious about it

[axeboyfriend]

Mysterious backstory draws in viewers, huh?

[robitussin]

probably

idk what the assholes watching us are thinking

[axeboyfriend]

Probably something like

let's tune in to see what these assholes do *next*

as we fumble around things that make perfect sense to them.

[robitussin]

lol probably

what dicks