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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: now!

you know what sucks about being brought here

[oh boy, here we go.]

like apart from being sol in space. the basic premise here is that this is reality tv right? which is never actually reality. so they specifically picked us based on entertainment value is my guess. can you imagine anyone normal and fine and competent being interesting to watch? nah, not as much as someone who's constantly a mess. isn't it weird to think about how everyone here was picked probably because they're dysfunctional enough for viewers to keep watching? adding insult to injury if you ask me.

anyways i'm kind of curious about what makes you strange enough to be here. fill me in if you've got a guess.

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[robitussin]

uh yeah about that

giving someone advice is harmless at worst while venting your troubles to random strangers who have problems of their own (especially if you're going to whine more when they try to give you ways to make it better like seriously dude) is obnoxious at best

hope that helps

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[astrobleme]

Maybe you shouldn't have been condescending in the first place. You don't know me or anything about me or what I've had to go through. So while you're doing mental gymnastics to absolve yourself of all wrongdoing, just remember that your advice might not be as harmless to strangers as you think it is.

I'm having a bad day. Obviously. I'm sorry. I hope your day goes better, and I mean that sincerely.

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[robitussin]

i wonder if there's some space technology that automatically turns your phone off when it detects you're about to be a dick

[because clearly she did nothing wrong!!

(she's the worst).]

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[astrobleme]

I already said I'm sorry.