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[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: now!

you know what sucks about being brought here

[oh boy, here we go.]

like apart from being sol in space. the basic premise here is that this is reality tv right? which is never actually reality. so they specifically picked us based on entertainment value is my guess. can you imagine anyone normal and fine and competent being interesting to watch? nah, not as much as someone who's constantly a mess. isn't it weird to think about how everyone here was picked probably because they're dysfunctional enough for viewers to keep watching? adding insult to injury if you ask me.

anyways i'm kind of curious about what makes you strange enough to be here. fill me in if you've got a guess.

Comments

[robitussin]

i cannot believe this is happening to me

[experiencepoints]

I hate to break it to you, but I got a memory back a long while back about learning how to do these.
=＾● ⋏ ●＾=

[robitussin]

i knew the universe hated me after i got carted off to two of these shitholes but this is a new low for my karma

[experiencepoints]

~(=^;ω;^)ヾ(^･ｪ･^ )

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why, nightingale

why

[experiencepoints]

Because I like them.
And your reactions are funny.

[robitussin]

why does my pain amuse you

[experiencepoints]

Because it's funny.

[robitussin]

so cruel

how will i go on

[experiencepoints]

By cursing emoticons, apparently.

[robitussin]

my new reason for existing

becoming the captain ahab of emojis

[experiencepoints]

I have no idea what that means.
But I assume it's proving my point.

[robitussin]

go read moby dick

it's about some dude who spends his life hating a fish

[experiencepoints]

Why is that a book?
It sounds terrible.

[robitussin]

idk i haven't read it

[experiencepoints]

Why are you telling me to read books you haven't read?

[robitussin]

revenge for the emojis

[experiencepoints]

I'll pass, I think.

[robitussin]

i'm gonna keep making annoying moby dick references until you watch it