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Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: now!

you know what sucks about being brought here

[oh boy, here we go.]

like apart from being sol in space. the basic premise here is that this is reality tv right? which is never actually reality. so they specifically picked us based on entertainment value is my guess. can you imagine anyone normal and fine and competent being interesting to watch? nah, not as much as someone who's constantly a mess. isn't it weird to think about how everyone here was picked probably because they're dysfunctional enough for viewers to keep watching? adding insult to injury if you ask me.

anyways i'm kind of curious about what makes you strange enough to be here. fill me in if you've got a guess.

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i don't want to believe that "obnoxious" is enough of a qualifier to end up here

my karma can't be that horrible

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I'm sure there are all sorts of reasons, which people might not want to air out.

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then they could always not say anything instead of being just speaking up to be so insistent about how completely and totally normal (tm) they are

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Could be a compulsion.

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an annoying one

anyways how have you been

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Well enough. Finally managed to buy new clothes at one of those waystations.

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oh yeah we were broke

how long did you have to stay in the same clothes

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I did change, you know. Just because those jumpsuits are unattractive doesn't mean I won't wear them.

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ew

not sure if jumpsuits are preferable

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They are on laundry day.

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ok then

did you manage to find clothes that weren't weird alien clothes

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Only on one of those waystations - basically a tracksuit. Everything on the Starlight was too fluorescent.

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what is it with your team and tracksuits

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Please don't put me in the same category as Yato.

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i'll consider it once you move on from your tracksuit phase

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That's a compelling reason that I'll have to consider at length.

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i figured you might say that

have fun shopping