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[bastardmonk]

Who: Sanzo and You
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: On the Three Twins, sure
When: Now I guess

[ Video ]

[ Hello, flooters! You may think this is just an unintentional feed, what with it opening up on a very boring ceiling. There's a big plume of smoke, and then the camera shakes and a very impassive Sanzo shows up. ]

Alright. I've been here too damn long, and shit just keeps getting weirder. So it's time for a little interrogation. [ He pauses, drawing on his cigarette. How the hell has he not run out of these things, yet? ] What's the worst-case scenario in shit I have to deal with? Do these Atroma take us anyplace decent, or are they all shitholes in the middle of goddamn nowhere?

Comments

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[bastardmonk]

[ About as enthused as a toothache, yes. Of course, Sascha. ]

I've been around. Not my fault you suck at finding me.

Re: Video

[pneumo]

...!! I'm allowed to do that?? [ Heck yes, excuse him as he starts trying to plan the best way to find you, mister. ]

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[bastardmonk]

...No goddamn way. [ THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DO, SASCHA. ]

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[pneumo]

[ TOO LATE, SORRY SANZO. HE'S ALL EXCITED NOW. ]

Which ship are you on? Did you land at the planet??

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[bastardmonk]

[ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk... ]

Figure it out on your own if you're so damn keen on it.

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[pneumo]

[ he's gonna find you mister ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. ]

Okay...!♥ I'll do my best~

[ By which I mean he literally goes outside to see if he can detect Sanzo's scent anywhere and gets a lungful of poisonous air...so he throws up all over the ground. And then decides not to search by smell. ]

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[bastardmonk]

[ Good luck, chump ]

Yeah, yeah. Hats off to you or whatever. [ He waves a hand flippantly. ]


[ ...jfc, Sascha. ]

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[pneumo]

[ HE'S DOING HIS BEST OKAY, it's just that his best at the moment equates to puking all over the ground outside for a little bit, returning to his ship a wheezing mess, trying it a second time which has similar results.

He'll come back a half hour later, voice scratchy and complexion paper than normal. ]

M, maybe later...the air is--[ cough, wheeze. ]--super b-bad right now...

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[bastardmonk]

[ You dumbass. He's going to look at you like an idiot, but only for forever. ]

You don't say.

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[pneumo]

[ Oh whew, only forever 6u9 ]

Wh-why is it s-so baaad....