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[bastardmonk]

Who: Sanzo and You
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: On the Three Twins, sure
When: Now I guess

[ Video ]

[ Hello, flooters! You may think this is just an unintentional feed, what with it opening up on a very boring ceiling. There's a big plume of smoke, and then the camera shakes and a very impassive Sanzo shows up. ]

Alright. I've been here too damn long, and shit just keeps getting weirder. So it's time for a little interrogation. [ He pauses, drawing on his cigarette. How the hell has he not run out of these things, yet? ] What's the worst-case scenario in shit I have to deal with? Do these Atroma take us anyplace decent, or are they all shitholes in the middle of goddamn nowhere?

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[bastardmonk]

[ Of course he does. Why wouldn't he? Much to Sanzo's chagrin. If Hakkai can't get him to stop, neither can you, Vash. ]

May as well smoke two at once then. At the very least, it would shorten the sentence.

[ Sanzo, you're only 25, shut up. ]

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[goldenglasses]

[Vash couldn't get his best friend to quit. He doesn't really expect Sanzo to quit either. Doesn't mean he can't hope for the best anyway.]

And make this place stink even more? No thanks. I like my crew mates breathing thank you very much.

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[bastardmonk]

[ Good, because that's not going to happen!! Sanzo scoffs, offering Vash the most annoyed of expressions. ]

There's an air filtration system. It's fine.

[ Sanzo, you don't even know how space works. ]

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[goldenglasses]

It may get the smoke out of here, but it doesn't do anything for the smell. [That's okay! Vash does know how space works.]

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[bastardmonk]

[ The only thing Sanzo does is offer a raised eyebrow. You think this is his problem whyyyyy? ]

They'll figure it out.

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[goldenglasses]

They? Who our hosts? Do they really seem to care much about our comfort?