(ship mingle) your mom's chest hair!!

[nextlineis]

Who: the crew of the caprine + you
Broadcast: optional; check out the top-levels
Action: on the caprine (& the yuck moon below)
When: throughout the month of april

[next you'll say, "a caprine mingle log!? just what i was waiting for!"]

Comments

[nextlineis]

What!?

[With the way he jolts at the question, you'd almost think he'd been caught red-handed doing exactly that and now he needs to come up with a quick cover story or consider coming clean, but with a twist. Like saying he was getting there and it's not such a big deal! Except that's not what's actually happened at all.]

Suzie, I would never do something like that! [Speaking of things that aren't true. Joseph shakes his head furtively.] I just think it might not be such a bad idea for me to know more than I do just in case!

[ragazzina]

Well, if you're sure!

[She smiles at him, though, in an attempt at reassurance.]

I can absolutely do that, though! I think that's very responsible, Jojo...

[And responsible captains deserve kisses. As do boyfriends.]

[nextlineis]

[And ladies and gentlemen, we're back to being a slight road hazard. Space hazard. The point is, he's still technically piloting and kissing at the same time, which is probably a bad idea, but it's fine. He's got this.]

Well, you know, being a captain now means I've got a lot of responsibilities. [So more kisses, right? He's gonna go for it either way.] Which means I gotta take care of my crew and the ship.