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[complicatedliar]

Who: Agony Aunt Agatha (a mask cunningly worn by Loki and Leto)
Broadcast: Fleetwide text
Action: None
When: Right now

[Attached picture: A friendly, smiling, white-haired old lady. She's got the kind of face you can trust, radiating good humor and worldly reasonableness.]

Hello, intrepid explorers and darling drifters!

I know you're far from home and all your friends, family, and other loved ones. Your Agony Aunt Agatha is here to listen to your troubles and give you sage advice. I've lived a lot of years and seen a lot of things--and trust me, your problems have a solution, no matter how odd or insurmountable they feel.

Write in anonymously or with your name, whatever you're more comfortable with. Auntie Agatha doesn't judge (mostly), and your secrets are safe with me!

Keep smiling, sweethearts,

Your Auntie Agatha


(OOC: Replies may come from either Loki or Leto, but will purportedly and untraceably be from delightful Aunt Agatha. Doesn't she look charming?)

Comments

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[complicatedliar]

You're taking a lot of effort to come to my house and tell me things aren't my business. Are you okay, dear?

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[fuga]

You made this post demanding people share problems that are no business of yours, claiming things that you have no right to. Perhaps you should seek assistance for your twisted mental state.

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[complicatedliar]

I haven't demanded anything, and my advanced age sure gives me the experience I claim.

It's very common for people who have problems to project those problems on others.

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[fuga]

I have no problems. You made the request, not I. Any ills I have will be repaired by mine own hand.