it's not our fault it's an april mingle

[ladybro]

Who: S.S. Blameless
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Yes, for crew-mates and any visitors!
When: Month of April

[ aww mingle, no. ]

Comments

[beathach]

Three hours? Really?

[takingkarabusiness]

How long did it take me?

[beathach]

. . . alright, you have a point.

[takingkarabusiness]

You can always kick me out if you really want alone time, though.

[beathach]

I wouldn't kick you out.

[takingkarabusiness]

You say that now, Hank.

[beathach]

Well - yes. I like your company.

And besides, if I really wanted alone time, I wouldn't spend it in the most obvious place.

[takingkarabusiness]

Maybe you should just text me all the places you would spend it?

[beathach]

But that would make it too easy.

[takingkarabusiness]

[ faux innocence ]

I don't know what you're talking about!

[beathach]

[both eyebrows go up]

You don't? Oh, my mistake.

[takingkarabusiness]

Yep. I always listen when my friends say they want to be alone. 100% of the time.

[beathach]

Are you sure it's really 100%?

[takingkarabusiness]

Is there a way to get more than 100%? Because if so, it's that.

[beathach]

[he laughs]

There isn't, but I believe you.

[takingkarabusiness]

Maybe I'll just start saying things like "Well, on Krypton there is".

[beathach]

You could. There isn't anyone who could say otherwise.

[takingkarabusiness]

[ ouch, dude ]

Then it's a good thing that I'm a terrible liar.

[beathach]

[HE DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT]

Well - don't people say they give 110% sometimes? You could always use that and reword it.

[takingkarabusiness]

I don't think I really need to go too far into it.

[beathach]

Probably not.

[takingkarabusiness]

So no comprehensive, annotated list?

[beathach]

List of - what, hiding places?

[takingkarabusiness]

Yeah! What if there's an emergency?

[beathach]

If there was an emergency I don't think it would be that hard to get a hold of me?