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[theirinurpants]

Who: Alistair and YOU?
Broadcast: Video; fleetwide
Action: Mmmmmaybe????
When: Today

Right, I know everyone's going on and on about the masks and whatnot - and don't get me wrong, the air down there on that moon is filthy! It's really shocking, in all honesty.

But if you can get past the mask things and the poisonous air, there's this thing. It's a game. It's called... paint ball. And it's amazing! [ Alistair's face lights up with boyish excitement. ] You form teams, and lob globs of paint at each other! The team that scores the most globs on the other teams wins when time is called.

This is the best thing ever! Who wants to come play with me?

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[nugqueen]

[Oh, Alistair. Some things never change.]

You want to go down into the toxic air to lob paint at people?

[Judging. So much judging. Normally that would sound fun, even just watching, but the poisonous air bit has her a little put off. Why not just throw rocks at each other that at least might be a bit more work?]

[theirinurpants]

[ WOW, so judgy Leliana!!! ]

Yeeeeees? There are masks you wear! They keep you from getting sick. Everyone's doing it!

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[evildetector]

Holy shit. They've got paintball down there?

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[theirinurpants]

Yes! It's amazing!

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[evildetector]

[ this may be the best news he's ever gotten in his life. ]

Dude, did you know that you rock?

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[theirinurpants]

Well, that goes without saying, really.

[bryces_pup]

[He is so hard to resist when he's being this damn cute.]

I have heard about this. It's one of those games the locals organize at random, isn't it?

[theirinurpants]

Yes! Riona, you should come with me and try it! It's loads of fun.

[bryces_pup]

Oh, how could I say no? Besides, those ugly overalls I got when I arrived here could certainly use a splash or twenty of color. [She saw what happened to Margaery's silk dress, so she sure as hell isn't risking any of her own clothes in the endeavor.] Must I bring anything besides my breathing mask? I do have my armor from home.

[percolates]

On your team, or the other?

[theirinurpants]

What's the point of wearing armor when you're planning to get splattered with paint?

[theirinurpants]

Weeeeeeeeeeell, I was hoping you'd want to play on my team, I think we'd work well together.

[nugqueen]

[She'll sing a song for you if your mask falls off and you die???]

It seems unsafe, if you ask me. The air's tainted isn't it? What if the thing falls off? Or you get paint in your eye? We'd have to get you an eyepatch.

[Aaaand a giggle.]

[theirinurpants]

Wouldn't I look dashing with an eyepatch?

[nugqueen]

Oh, yes. All of the girls would fall over themselves to get a look at it.

[Especially Riona.... :|]

I can hear the gossip among the fleet already 'Isn't that the man who lost an eye to a glob of paint?'

[theirinurpants]

We'd make up a better story for it! Like an ogre or something. I could've lost an eye to an ogre!

[nugqueen]

Oh! An Ogre would be much more fun. We could tell tales of your dashing heroics fighting the ogre by getting paint into his eye.

[They've run away with this haven't they?]

[bryces_pup]

They shoot the stuff out of guns. That's going to sting a fair bit.

[theirinurpants]

What? No! It'd be my heroic sword through his eye!

[theirinurpants]

Well... I mean...

Okay, okay, you have a point. But full plate probably isn't necessary!

[bryces_pup]

I was thinking more just my gauntlets. And perhaps my greaves, too. Though I do feel like I've neglected that armor. It's been sitting in a corner in my room, gathering dust. It was made just for me, too. Down to the ridiculous helmet.

[percolates]

That's not quite as fun, but if that's a request...

[theirinurpants]

Ridiculous helmet? Well, now I want to see it.

[theirinurpants]

Are you suggesting you'd rather hit me with something than work with me?

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[bloodbiter]

It's unexpectedly entertaining, isn't it? I don't like how messy it can become, but as long as you use the clothing Atroma gave us when we arrived instead of something meant for every day wear, it isn't so bad.