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[theirinurpants]

Who: Alistair and YOU?
Broadcast: Video; fleetwide
Action: Mmmmmaybe????
When: Today

Right, I know everyone's going on and on about the masks and whatnot - and don't get me wrong, the air down there on that moon is filthy! It's really shocking, in all honesty.

But if you can get past the mask things and the poisonous air, there's this thing. It's a game. It's called... paint ball. And it's amazing! [ Alistair's face lights up with boyish excitement. ] You form teams, and lob globs of paint at each other! The team that scores the most globs on the other teams wins when time is called.

This is the best thing ever! Who wants to come play with me?

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[nugqueen]

[Oh, Alistair. Some things never change.]

You want to go down into the toxic air to lob paint at people?

[Judging. So much judging. Normally that would sound fun, even just watching, but the poisonous air bit has her a little put off. Why not just throw rocks at each other that at least might be a bit more work?]

[theirinurpants]

[ WOW, so judgy Leliana!!! ]

Yeeeeees? There are masks you wear! They keep you from getting sick. Everyone's doing it!

[nugqueen]

[She'll sing a song for you if your mask falls off and you die???]

It seems unsafe, if you ask me. The air's tainted isn't it? What if the thing falls off? Or you get paint in your eye? We'd have to get you an eyepatch.

[Aaaand a giggle.]

[theirinurpants]

Wouldn't I look dashing with an eyepatch?

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[evildetector]

Holy shit. They've got paintball down there?

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[theirinurpants]

Yes! It's amazing!

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[evildetector]

[ this may be the best news he's ever gotten in his life. ]

Dude, did you know that you rock?

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[theirinurpants]

Well, that goes without saying, really.

[bryces_pup]

[He is so hard to resist when he's being this damn cute.]

I have heard about this. It's one of those games the locals organize at random, isn't it?

[theirinurpants]

Yes! Riona, you should come with me and try it! It's loads of fun.

[bryces_pup]

Oh, how could I say no? Besides, those ugly overalls I got when I arrived here could certainly use a splash or twenty of color. [She saw what happened to Margaery's silk dress, so she sure as hell isn't risking any of her own clothes in the endeavor.] Must I bring anything besides my breathing mask? I do have my armor from home.

[theirinurpants]

What's the point of wearing armor when you're planning to get splattered with paint?

[percolates]

On your team, or the other?

[theirinurpants]

Weeeeeeeeeeell, I was hoping you'd want to play on my team, I think we'd work well together.

[percolates]

That's not quite as fun, but if that's a request...

[theirinurpants]

Are you suggesting you'd rather hit me with something than work with me?

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[bloodbiter]

It's unexpectedly entertaining, isn't it? I don't like how messy it can become, but as long as you use the clothing Atroma gave us when we arrived instead of something meant for every day wear, it isn't so bad.

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[theirinurpants]

Getting messy is half the fun!

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[bloodbiter]

Is it? [a small laugh] I have to say, I've never considered that sort of thing fun.

[invigorates]

[ she doesn't fully understand the logic behind this paintball game, but alistair is so damn enthusiastic about it she can't help but be slightly amused. ]

If you are lacking any teammates, I... suppose I could join you. It is safe, right?

[theirinurpants]

Of course it's safe! It's a game! There's paint! It'll be fun!

[invigorates]

I see... [ no she doesn't. but whatever. ] There could be no harm in playing a game, then. Where shall I meet you?

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[lord_wizard]

You must be joking.

[He doesn't think he is, but he can't think of any other way to process that kind of thing.]

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[theirinurpants]

I am always deadly serious.

[ ...no. ]

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[lord_wizard]

That's what I was afraid of. I realize this must have been exactly what you've been pining for, but aren't there less...messy ways of doing that?

[Thinking about the damage to clothing makes him want to shudder]