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[theirinurpants]

Who: Alistair and YOU?
Broadcast: Video; fleetwide
Action: Mmmmmaybe????
When: Today

Right, I know everyone's going on and on about the masks and whatnot - and don't get me wrong, the air down there on that moon is filthy! It's really shocking, in all honesty.

But if you can get past the mask things and the poisonous air, there's this thing. It's a game. It's called... paint ball. And it's amazing! [ Alistair's face lights up with boyish excitement. ] You form teams, and lob globs of paint at each other! The team that scores the most globs on the other teams wins when time is called.

This is the best thing ever! Who wants to come play with me?

Comments

[theirinurpants]

I see. So, is it just me you want to do violence to? Am I special, or is this just how you are with everyone?

[percolates]

I don't know. Would you like to be special? And I wouldn't call it violence, it's not that bad.

[theirinurpants]

Probably not, depends on what sort of special you mean.

[percolates]

How many sorts of special do you think there are?

[theirinurpants]

I guess it depends on if you're being serious or sarcastic.

[percolates]

What, can you not tell? [She grins. Being a brat, maybe.] Let's go with serious for now.

[theirinurpants]

Hmph! Well, regardless, I suppose it doesn't matter whether you want to be on my team or not. We need as many people as we can get.