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Who: Nami and anyone
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport
When: 16th April

[The broadcast doesn't switch on while Nami is still sleeping, but it does decide to catch the moment when she practically launches off the bed with a banshee screech and then tumbles to the floor blankets and all, a tangle of material and bare limbs flailing in a pathetic heap.]

Luffy, you ass-- I'm the only one who can--

[The only one who can inhale a blanket corner, apparently. 8| Please hold, spluttering. She eventually flips the blanket back to show a mess of orange hair, smoothing it dazedly behind one ear-- and then freezing as she swipes at thin air beneath that.]

Wha hap'-- where's my--

[....]

.....huh?

[Memory might be taking a bit.]

---------

[Some hours later she'll be back and fully coherent and annoyed.]

I go to sleep for two weeks and we're still in this crappy place? Tell me there's a bright side somewhere. And I guess I owe a bunch of shifts at the bar or something.

Aha. Tell me I still have a job.

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So you're saying he was pretty much kidnapped for marriage.

Inasmuch as he let himself be kidnapped, yes. It was the safest way out of the situation for us and he took it.

[She sighs.] I don't doubt for a second Sanji knows exactly what he's doing and he has his own plans, but his thoughts on how to deal with this aren't exactly gonna measure up with Luffy's thoughts on it. [Or hers. Or anyone that isn't Sanji, tbh.] So we split the crew. Kind of a lot going on right now. Four of us are headed after Sanji-kun, and the rest will meet us later.

[After a moment, she smiles crookedly.] Maybe we really should start a club. Forced marriages seem to be catching.

God, don't say that; the next planet will be nothing but shotgun weddings.

[He rubs a hand over his face.]

On the bright side, he's got you guys as a crew. You'll get him back.

No doubt there. Probably cause the whole World Government to shriek in outrage over it as well, if I know Luffy. He doesn't do anything by halves.

... Yeah. Yikes. You guys have been okay though, right?

That sounds like a lot to deal with.

[SAYS THIS IDIOT, LMFAO.]

[YEAH SHE'S JUST GONNA

lower her glass a little to give him a look across the rim because lmao this is the hypocrite table innit]

We're just busy. Not in apocalyptic-class trouble.

[THE LOOK IS INEFFECTIVE, I'VE GROWN USED TO THEM.]

Still, it sounds like a shitshow.

Everything turns into a shitshow with us. We'll deal.

Of course, I guess whoever Sanji-kun is getting married to could complicate things.

... Do you guys know anything about this person he's marrying?

Only that marrying her will essentially marry Sanji-kun into Big Mom's crew. She could be just as much a pawn as he is, or she could be all for it.

...also, she could be gorgeous.

[:|]

[LINE. FACE.]

... God, if she's gorgeous, I don't know if he'll have the strength to resist.

[Apparently according to today's chapter HE DID. But let's mock him until we're shocked by this turn of events later.]

If he doesn't, we'll just beat him senseless and drag him back to the ship.

[Though to be honest, girl vs. Straw Hats? It might be tough and full of jellyfish angst, but Sanji will make the right call.]

[HANDS IN FACE OK

But okay, that sounds good. He nods.]

Be gentle, I'm sure he can't help his weird, concerning genetics.

Trust me, I've been around Dean for long enough.

Sanji-kun can handle whatever we dish out. [Totally an excuse to be more violent.]

That's the major thing you might be interested in anyway. There's a lot of other stuff going on, but it's less personal.

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