And On Your Left You'll See a Tourist Mingle

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Tourists and visitors
Broadcast: nah
Action: The Tourist!
When: April!!!

[ what do you mean the month is half over? this is a mingle people! ]

Comments

[universal_charm]

It depends on how BADLY burned it is. I swear I've smelled a whole bag go up in flames.

[takingkarabusiness]

See this wouldn't be an issue if you let me use my personal heating method.

[universal_charm]

No, there's a rule against heat vision on the ship for a reason.

Besides, your version is a concentrated heating method. I think you have the greater risk of bursting it into flames.

[takingkarabusiness]

I've reheated turkeys for Thanksgiving, you know.

[universal_charm]

Turkeys come frozen solid.

[takingkarabusiness]

It was already cooked, just cooled off. The sweet potatoes took longer than expected.

[universal_charm]

Still, I'll stick to conventional methods.

[takingkarabusiness]

If you say so.

[universal_charm]

I do.

And no laser vision on the ship.

[takingkarabusiness]

You're not even the captain, you know.

[universal_charm]

As I recall, we were hatching a plan to change that.

[takingkarabusiness]

I may reconsider if you're going to be so strict.

[universal_charm]

Only about heat vision.

[takingkarabusiness]

Fine, fine.

[universal_charm]

Good, so we attack at dawn.

[takingkarabusiness]

Which is yet-to-be-determined.

[universal_charm]

We could just go with the moon's version. Then everyone's on the same page.

[takingkarabusiness]

Who else are we recruiting?

[universal_charm]

I think I can win Winn over, and Kitty. Fenris is... hmm, so-so? I think he's ambivalent towards me.

[takingkarabusiness]

Kitty's more a soldier of fortune than a mutineer in this situation, but I think Varric and Fenris are from the same world, so maybe don't recruit him.

[universal_charm]

Ah, good, to know - though I'm not sure if Fenris actually likes anyone to be honest. And good - I'm sure I can hire Kitty for a reasonable price. She's half our crew anyways - she's here all the time isn't she?

[takingkarabusiness]

She is, she just doesn't pay rent.

[universal_charm]

Well, she can give me a discount on her services then.

[takingkarabusiness]

Chloe will probably be in.

[universal_charm]

Hmm, we need her on standby - you know, casualties and all.