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[tennohno]

Who: SS Windrose crew and visitors
Broadcast: Le nope
Action: SS Windrose
When: April

[For the usage to mingle on the best ship in the fleet. Get your mingle on ladies, gents, and others!]

Comments

[cephalon]

[Calming down is certainly Not An Option, not when there's been a biological attack on his personal spaces.]

He is shedding hair and fluids and who knows what else it must be removed immediately!

[pain_train]

Well so do you, and you don't hear any of us complaining.

[cephalon]

Excuse you! Ordis does not go around shedding biological material everywhere like there's nothing wrong with it!

[pain_train]

Yes you do! You're in a human body, so you sweat and fart and drop stray hairs like everyone else, even Tenno. And that's okay. The only person on this ship who doesn't is Captain Vision. So calm the fuck down. That's what Castle's cleaning bots are for.

[cephalon]

It is a violation!

[How is he supposed to get across that point? It's frustrating and it's winding him up even more that no one understands. Absolutely no one understands.]

[pain_train]

[She pauses for a moment and mulls that over.]

Are you saying you're upset because someone came into your space when you didn't want them to, and right now your space is the only thing you can control so it's really upsetting because it's making you feel more helpless?

10/10 Wrath has figured it out

[cephalon]

That's-

[That's...actually eerily close, and he has to stop for a moment to just look at Wrath funnily.]

Ordis needs to keep everything intact.

[pain_train]

Okay.

[She whistles sharply at Snuggles, and gestures. The fox skitters out of the room.]

I'll be right back.

[Wrath limps out of the room and spends a minute impressing on Snuggles that this room is no go. Then she comes back.]

Make sure you leave your door closed, too, to be safe. We can make you a sign to tell people who can read to stay out too.

[She nods, looking speculatively at Ordis.]

I'm really sorry it took me so long to figure that out. It would have helped if you'd just said that from that start. I...have a hard time understanding people when they don't say what they actually mean.

[cephalon]

[Oh. Someone that's actually willing to help, that's actually somewhat surprising because he's not used to anyone besides his Operator doing so. For a moment it's awkward, he's left standing in the room staring at where Wrath used to be, but when she returns the feeling grows tenfold.]

Ordis...thanks you for your assistance.

[That's at least progress.]

And will try to be more clear if it should happen again.

[pain_train]

Okay.

[She offers Ordis a warm smile.]

It takes time to get integrated into a crew. Especially if you're not used to being around other people so much, and you already have a lot you're having to adjust to. There are going to be hiccups and mistakes and misunderstandings, and it's okay. We all just have to do our best to understand each other.

But you're gonna be okay, Ordis. It's gonna be okay.

I can help you get things cleaned and straightened up if that would help. [It's an offer, but it's up to him to accept. With the whole control of his personal space thing, she's not sure if her blundering around in the name of help would just make it worse.]

[cephalon]

Ordis' space is Ordis' space.

[What more can he say? He's certainty not going to get into things, that would be uncouth, but it's the best he can manage otherwise.

Her offer is kind, though, even if he doesn't know how to feel about anyone besides the tenno or himself touching his things.]

Orids....does not know how to properly remove animal-filth- shed without jettisoning the offending item into the devouring void where it belongs.

[pain_train]

It's pretty easy, Ordis, and nothing needs to get jettisoned. Sheets go in the laundry, and if you're okay with it, Castle's cleaning bots should be able to take care of the rest.

[She thinks.]

Or there's the industrial cleaner and a toothbrush. That's like old school.

[cephalon]

Jettisoning is the most efficient way to deal with possible infestations.

[And it's important to make sure that the space is clean. It's always been important, not only for his own sanity but also to make sure the Operator is safe.]

[pain_train]

Oh. Tenno told me about the infestation thing where you're from. That's not a thing here. Just like dysthrophe isn't. So you don't have to worry about that.