Tourist, May I?

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Tourists and visitors!
Broadcast: Nooooooooope
Action: On the Tourist
When: May

[ Ship Catch all for May! Mingle! Talk to your neighbors! Walk in on your friends! Wait, don't do that. ]

Comments

[passingthrough]

The options are almost limitless in that world where limitless means two. [She smiles over at him with all the fondness before looking back at the game to start it up.]

[winn]

Try not to get overwhelmed by all those options -

[ he smiles, and leans in to watch her play ]

No, but tell me if you hate it, I'll fix it.

[passingthrough]

[She smiles, feeling him closer.] I will be honest. Promise. But also, you're adorable.

[winn]

I was programmed this way.

[ she gets a little grin as he rubs her shoulder. ]

Jump - jump!

[passingthrough]

Oh my god, you're a back seat video game player. Don't make me turn this screen away from you, boyfriend.

[winn]

I wouldn't have to be if you jumped -

[passingthrough]

Wow. Maybe if you programmed the superior option of phasing through the enemy this wouldn't happen.

[winn]

If I made it too easy it'd be boring. Learn to jump.

[passingthrough]

Oh, I'll jump alright. [What does that even mean.] So, I noticed you named it after Kara. [Messing with you for that jump critique.]

[winn]

[ don't ask him, his inquisitive expression is wondering that too. ]

Actually, after the original. It's Super Mario Brothers. Though she was the motivation behind replacing Luigi with Super StickFigure woman -

[ he's heard enough rants. ]

[passingthrough]

Wrath draws. Which is not criticism. It's a complete non sequitur bit of information that has nothing to do with anything.

[winn]

[ gasping!! ]

You don't like my stick figures!

[passingthrough]

[Smiling.] I couldn't love your stick figures more. Now be good or I might have to kiss you and then I wouldn't know when to jump.

[winn]

Now there's a real Sophie's choice --

[ eyeing her. eyeing the game. clicking jump at the same time he kisses her, when he'll pull back, her stick figure will still be safe. for a second. if she's quick. ]

[passingthrough]

[She laughs as he pulls away and, yes, stomps her enemy while she's at it.] You live dangerously.

[winn]

If it made sounds, I could win it blindfolded.

[ he's gonna look disgustingly smug now. ]

But kissing you's always worth the risk.

[passingthrough]

Okay, first of all, that is nothing to look so self-satisfied over. Second of all, you're cute.

What if I just made sounds for it?

[winn]

Don't be a hater.

[ he's grinning uncontrollably right now. clearly, going for the game was the right move. ]

I'm game if you are.

[passingthrough]

I will not be one who hates.

[She starts humming the theme to Jaws.]

[winn]

[ oh my god that is not fair. ]

I love you so much. [ she made a movie reference! this is the dream! he's looking fully smitten as he leans in for another kiss. ]

[passingthrough]

[She kisses back and lingers which the game is not going to like, but she does.] What did I do to earn that?

[winn]

[ screw the game, he has the best girlfriend ever. ]

You referenced a cult classic. That is very hot.

[passingthrough]

Really? What do I get for mentioning the Rocky Horror Picture Show? That was way cultier than Jaws.

[winn]

Hmm - [ shaking his head a little bit ] less my kinda cult - but dammit Janet - I love it that you try.

[ so she gets another very appreciative kiss ]

[passingthrough]

[Happy kissing.] I think my stick got eaten by another stick while I was kissing you. That was your plan all along, wasn't it?