Tourist, May I?

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Tourists and visitors!
Broadcast: Nooooooooope
Action: On the Tourist
When: May

[ Ship Catch all for May! Mingle! Talk to your neighbors! Walk in on your friends! Wait, don't do that. ]

Comments

[pneumo]

[ pffffffffffffff ]

Hehe--haha! Winn...! [ YOU ACTUALLY GOT A GENUINE LAUGH OUT OF HIM, feel proud. That's probably the first he's ever made in the whole six months he's been here. Usually it's his light and blase wobble of a chuckle. ]

[winn]

[ he always feels proud at getting a real laugh, sascha gets a pretty smug and giddy grin in return. ]

Hey look all I'm saying is if I'm gonna find out someday I'm like - Winn the friendly creature from the black lagoon, or something - not gonna be that surprised.

[pneumo]

Well--if you are, then that's even better♥ [ Nerdy AND freaky. The best combo. Kitty couldn't date a better swamp creature :D ]

[winn]

I knew it - I'm too boring for you.

[ nodding his head, resigned to his fate :'). the normal human in the group. he's not even a cool one, like kirk. ]

[pneumo]

[ I....I read kink. not kirk. ]

Maybe you need a funny hat. That might fix it~

[winn]

[ /pets ]

I think that'd just make me nerdier -

[pneumo]

And a beard!!!

[ he loves beards..... ]

[winn]

[ ok that makes him laugh, because he and kitty talked about a strap on beard at the ball, though that was for him playing his long lost soap opera brother. ]

So basically - you're going for the pirate look?

[pneumo]

.....Yes!

Yarr.

[winn]

[ in an exaggerated accent ]

Arrr -- that there be an interesting thought, me bucko -

[ the terror of the seven attempts to keep a straight face, ladies and gentlemen, the fearsome captain what do you mean captain I can barely fly a shuttle without throwing up! working title. ]

[pneumo]

[ That. Is the fucking COOLEST PIRATE IMPRESSION. Sascha has ever heard. ]

You need a pirate name. [ He is completely, dead serious. This must be done. ]

[winn]

[ sascha. is that the first pirate impression you've ever heard? ]

It has to be really cool though - like me.

[ nodding dead seriously. he's the coolest. ] Got any ideas?

[ please don't say captain boyfriend. ]

[pneumo]

[ LMFAO CAPTAIN BOYFRIEND WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT.... ]

Nobeard.

Captain. Nobeard. [ because you have no beard....YOU LOST IT IS A DRAMATIC PIRATE BATTLE AND A CANON BLEW IT OFF ]

[winn]

[ did I forget to mention I'm an internet telepath?

he pretends to consider it for a minute. ]

I like it. If I ever get a beard, it'll just be mysterious. Good conversation opener.

[pneumo]

And you can regale them with the tale of how you lost it! [ He'd love to hear that story man and he invented it ]

[winn]

Aye..it was a dark and storme night. [ he nods ] T' canons were sin'in', but them bastards' song be never sweet.

[pneumo]

[ And Sascha literally just whispers: ]

You are my best friend ever.

[ in response ]

[winn]

[ aww, sascha. that's. he's not sure if it's more moving or heartbreaking. ]

Hold up on that, you haven't met Kara yet.

[pneumo]

No no, you have to use the pirate voice...!

[winn]

[ in his exaggerated pirate voice ]

Arr...right you are, matey. Where would Captain Nobeard be without his trusted first mate Sascha Nofacialhair!

[pneumo]

I get to be your first mate?!

[ wait-- ]

I mean--! Ye be making me your first mate?? [ It's half pirate...half normal. Because he's never pirate voice'd proper before. His first attempt!! ]

[winn]

[ judging by winn's renewed enthusiasm, you'd think it was dead on. ]

Who else but ya, ya mangy -- eh - doorknob - [ he starts laughing ] ok, I need to work on my insults. [ no he doesn't want to be good at that part with his luck he'll say something that'll actually hurt his feelings. ]

[pneumo]

[ Ohhhh my god Winn, just. Sascha can't--he's going to burst out laughing. Real, genuine laughter like before, only longer-lasting as he holds his gut and grins. This is so ridiculous and impossible. This is beyond impossible, but here they are anyway, talking like dorks about pirates of all things regardless of the fact that he's a monster, Winn's dating his mother!complex, and it's ass o'clock in the morning.

It's probably one of the best days of his life, honestly. ]

[winn]

[ winn's just going to laugh along with him because it's ass o'clock in the morning, and instead of anxiously pouring over his work or hearing about yet one more horrible thing that's happened or is happening, or is on board one of the ships - he's being a dork and having fun with a friend.

it's a pretty great night for him too. ]