May Mingle (Caprine)

[moonofmylife]

Who: The crew of the Caprine and visitors
Broadcast: N/a
Action: Yes
When: Throughout the month of May

[Enjoy the snacks! Sadly they are mostly goo.]

Comments

[athru]

[ Humany. It's almost offensive, but not quite, and Raven frowns before she crosses her arms and stares, fighting back the urge to say something biting and sarcastic. ]

Do you always walk around smelling people? Or am I special?

[pneumo]

Nah, my eyes are really bad in the light. I smell everyone 'cause it's easier. [ so she isn't a special case in that regard, but she is special in how pleasant she smells! That counts right? Leer or not. ]

[athru]

That's a little creepy, you know that, right? [ Raven shakes her head, shifting to turn to look behind her. ] Not just a little. More than that.

[pneumo]

I can't help that my eyes are bad...! [ His pupils are permanently dilated and take in the maximum amount of light. So in actual lit environments it hurts. ]

[athru]

Just because it's creepy doesn't mean you shouldn't be allowed to do it. [ Raven is certain about that, and she shakes her head. ] It's who you are, so - it's fine.

[pneumo]

...You weren't...complaining? [ Whoaaa what? He's used to people thinking that it is a bad thing, huh. ]

[athru]

No. I wasn't complaining. [ This guy might not be a mutant, but - it covers all the bases, doesn't it? ] It's fine.

[pneumo]

....Wow, hehe. Thanks! [ As odd as it it? He actually means that too. ]

I'm, Sascha♥

[athru]

It's fine, you're welcome. [ It comes out awkwardly, if only because Raven isn't really used to... People. ] Mystique.

[pneumo]

Like mystery? [ That name is super cool, just saying. ] That's really neat~

[athru]

Something like that. [ At least that drags a smile out of her, wry and a little pleased. ] I chose it myself.

[pneumo]

Really?? I didn't get to choose mine... That's lucky. [ He smiles back, because how can he not when it looks so pretty on her? Pretty ladyyyyy ]

[athru]

You can choose one if you want. No one says you can't. [ She just crosses her arms, her smile still there but a little forced. ]

[pneumo]

Really? I mean, it'd be fun and all...but I'd feel bad for Abe if I did.

[athru]

Then I'll call you it. That's a start, and you can decide if you like it or not.

[ ... This is how you make friends, right. ]

[pneumo]

[ This is totally how you make friends. ]

Hehe, okay! Mystique~

[athru]

Right. [ She shakes her head, watching him carefully. ] Is there anything else, other than how I smell?

[pneumo]

...You're really pretty? [ :D ]

[athru]

And also really not your type.

[ Trust her. ]

[pneumo]

[ Hey now, his appreciation is entirely platonic! ]

I know, I know... [ But he automatically defaults to the fact that he's a vampire, rather than her being unsuited for him. ]

[athru]

[ Just making sure before her giant furry boyfriend smashes his head in. ]

Good. Just letting you know.

[pneumo]

[ Giant furry boyfriend kind of unwitting adopted him ]

Got it~~~ Don't worry, I'll behave♥

[athru]

[ Goddamnit, Hank. ]

Good, I'm glad to hear it.

[ Which... She feels so strange now, what do you even say. ]

[pneumo]

[ he fed him :D

And don't worry about conversation, Sascha has that in spades. ]

How long have you been here?? This is the first time I've smelled you.

[athru]

[ HANK. ]

Only a few weeks. I don't spent a lot of my time here.

[ She's not going to say where she spends a lot of her time, because she's not an idiot. ]