May Mingle (Caprine)

[moonofmylife]

Who: The crew of the Caprine and visitors
Broadcast: N/a
Action: Yes
When: Throughout the month of May

[Enjoy the snacks! Sadly they are mostly goo.]

Comments

[pneumo]

I dunno, but he knows, like, everything about falling in love! [ RIGHT LETO ] He's amazing!

[forcesensitive]

Huh. That could be useful. Is he someone on the fleet?

[pneumo]

Yup! I haven't seen him around but that's because I can't go to the moon... If you ever need to fall in love, you should definitely ask him.

[forcesensitive]

Yeah? How will I know him? What's his name?

[...wait a minute.]

What's your name?

[pneumo]

I'm Sascha~! Nice to meet you♥

[forcesensitive]

Finn. Good to meet you too. [Why didn't he...ask this earlier? The world may never know.]

[pneumo]

[ Protein was too important!! ]

Finn... That rhymes with Winn~!

[forcesensitive]

Uh. I guess it does?

[But he hasn't met Winn yet, so he hears it as "win".

Also, he can't think of anything off the top of his head that rhymes with Sascha.]

[pneumo]

[ To be fair, it's not an easy name to rhyme.




He also needs to introduce you two. ]

He's the best boyfriend in the whole world~

[ Not...his boyfriend, mind you, but. ]

[forcesensitive]

Oh? You, uh, have a boyfriend?

[Be more specific, dude.]

[pneumo]

[ That is not the Jedi Sascha way. ]

Uh-huh! I mean he's not my boyfriend but we're like best friends and stuff. He's dating Kitty~

[forcesensitive]

Oh! Yeah, I met Kitty. She's pretty cool.

[And he's glad to hear she has a good boyfriend, actually.]

[pneumo]

[ She has an amazing boyfriend, who will go on to teach Sascha great things like high-fives and karaoke. ]

She's the best...♥ She's the very first friend I ever made.

[forcesensitive]

Yeah? Did you know her from back home?

[pneumo]

Nope! We met for the first time when we got here.

[forcesensitive]

[So he never had any friends back home, huh? it sucks, but Finn's more sympathetic to it than a lot of people would be.]

Then I'm glad you made it here, so you could find some friends. They're the best.

[pneumo]

[ Clearly the best solution is for THEM to become buddies. ]

They are...! It's way better than being alone all the time!

[forcesensitive]

[The more the merrier.]

It's a lot better than that, yeah.

[pneumo]

Most of the time people hate me 'cause I'm not human, but ever since I came here they've been super-nice!

[forcesensitive]

[As much as he was raised by what could only be described as human supremacists, Finn snorts.]

They must come from places with nothing but humans. The more aliens you know, the more you see they're just people like everyone else.

[pneumo]

Pretty much, yeah. [ Either they are or were, in the case of vampires ]

[forcesensitive]

I sure don't care, long as you're not hurting people.

[pneumo]

No way...! I like people! [ Hurting them would only make him more hated, and that's the last thing he wants. ]

[forcesensitive]

Exactly. Not saying you have to like everyone, especially if they're up to no good, but if you don't cause trouble, people won't have a problem.

[pneumo]

Usually! [ Sometimes they are just specist and it sucks :c ]