may mingle (blameless!)

[revivo]

Who: Blameless crew + visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Aboard the Blameless
When: May

[time to get your mingle on, people lacking blame and friends!]

Comments

[beathach]

[Sascha please stop being adorable]

I'm still pretty new - a month? Give or take a couple of days.

[pneumo]

[ Neverrrrrr this is how he rolls. ]

Whoa...! No wonder I haven't seen you yet--oh hey! When you were on the big ship, did you see the gorgeous women?? [ Atroma... ]

[beathach]

I've also been keeping something of a low profile, but - wait. What gorgeous women?

[he didn't see anyone aside from Apollo and Charles that he remembers]

[pneumo]

The ones that kidnapped us! I heard they were suuuper gorgeous, but I've only got a picture of one of them. I thought maybe you'd see them on the ship.

[beathach]

You met them?

I - no, I only saw the people who arrived the same time I did.

[pneumo]

I didn't meet them, but someone gave me a picture~ Wanna see?

[beathach]

I - yes, please, I would like to see it.

[pneumo]

Okay~! [ Give him a second to rummage through a pocket and pull out his communication, squinting through his shades and flipping through a few menus aaaand--bam. He very proudly holds out the picture of Diamond, one of the hosts, that Nami sent him. ]

Isn't she pretty??

[beathach]

[Hank pulls his glasses from his pocket and puts them on, leaning in to study the picture]

Ah - yeah, she's pretty. Do you know her name?

[pneumo]

[ Oh man, they can be glasses buddies. I mean his are shades and all, but still. ]

Diamond♥

[beathach]

[it totally counts, glasses buddies 4 life]

Huh. Can you - send this to me? So I can add it to my notes?

[pneumo]

Oh--sure. How do I do that? [ Because man, he wouldn't even know what his communicator was for without his augment. He is tech-illiterate. ]

[beathach]

[if Hank wasn't tech savvy and hadn't already gotten an explanation on how that works, he wouldn't have a clue either, save for the augment.

But he explains it as simply and easy as he can regardless of the augment]

[pneumo]

[ Bless u, Hank. Because that explanation probably consists of "press the red button" or "press the green" button. ]

[beathach]

[it is absolutely that kind of explanation. Given patiently, because he totally understands how this stuff can be confusing]

Thank you.

[pneumo]

[ And this is why Hank gets 5 gold stars as his rating. SASCHA-APPROVED. ]

You're welcome~!

[beathach]

[the best approval]

Ah - do you want something to eat or drink? Since we're in here.

[pneumo]

[ HANK....♥ ]

--! R, really?? You wouldn't mind?

[beathach]

No? Why would I?

[pneumo]

Well...'cause! People don't like feeding me!

[beathach]

[his eyebrows furrow. That's so - strange?]

Why is that?

[pneumo]

I sorta eat...raw meat. And stuff.

[beathach]

[. . . no reaction]

And stuff?

[pneumo]

Blood. Bones. Organs....

[beathach]

[he tilts his head]

Ah. Are you a vampire? Or - something similar to that?

[he's so used to this]