may mingle (blameless!)

[revivo]

Who: Blameless crew + visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Aboard the Blameless
When: May

[time to get your mingle on, people lacking blame and friends!]

Comments

[benames]

Definitely has its flaws.

[ which could be disappointing and in some ways, it is but it also isn't because ]

which means, when we find the important flaws, we might be able to fight back against the alien jackasses who brought us here.

[beathach]

I'm all about finding flaws in their tech for that very reason. [because he too wants to go home, even if nearly all the people who he'd want to go home to were already here]

[benames]

So one day we'll use it against them and they won't see us coming. We'll - they'll probably see us coming since the reality show but they won't be able to stop us. take that, aliens, you're going down!

[ cisco stop talking at the audience ]

[beathach]

Are - you talking to the audience?

[Cisco no don't draw their attention like that, even if they already have it]

[benames]

I do that a lot. Usually I yell at them. I mean, it's not like they mind being told they're the lowest form of life in the universe and royal fuckers.

[ firm nod ]

[beathach]

I feel like insulting them is a bad idea. Out loud, anyway.

[he certainly has a few choice words for them, but he keeps them to himself]

[benames]

they kidnapped me and left me here on a spaceship that I can't even fly and with no pizza.

[ lineface ]

they'll deal.

[beathach]

Maybe if you insult them enough they'll send pizza.

[benames]

Hey - it'll get me to shut up.

[ wiggling eyebrows and then, in a louder voice: ]

with pineapple and black olives!

[beathach]

[he can't help laughing]

What, no ham?

[benames]

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And ham!

[beathach]

Nicely done.