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[unbearablynaive]

Who: The Vision and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide video
Action: Windrose
When: Today!

[The video clicks on to an unusual-looking man with maroon skin and a yellow gem set into his forehead. Though he's been a familiar sight around the Windrose, the Vision doesn't tend to post much so he wouldn't be surprised if there are many unfamiliar with him.

This is a special occasion, however. There's even what looks like a cake in the background.]

There was a slight time differential between my last memories of home and the calendar here. Namely, I seem to have missed the month of June entirely. Given that lack, today is the three hundred sixty-fifth day since I was created.

Accordingly, there is cake and ice cream on the Windrose for any who should care to visit.

[He pauses and furrows his brow slightly.]

I cannot vouch for the taste of either, but I assure you they received the highest ratings from the shops they were purchased at.

Comments

[takingkarabusiness]

So you can eat but, what, you can't taste flavor?

[unbearablynaive]

Not in the same way. My tastebuds are as synthetic as the rest of me.

[takingkarabusiness]

Still, if you can be created, they should make it so you can taste things.

[unbearablynaive]

That was the least of Ultron's concerns, I'm afraid. Though on the positive side, I don't require food at all.

[takingkarabusiness]

That's a tragedy.

[unbearablynaive]

[His lips quirk up in a smile.]

With all those who complain about the food here, I can hardly see how.

[takingkarabusiness]

The food here isn't the food everywhere! What if we end up at a place with potstickers!

[unbearablynaive]

I suppose I would treat my crew to dinner, in that case. I did order a pizza when the Starlight station offered delivery.

[takingkarabusiness]

Careful. I might submit a transfer.

[unbearablynaive]

[He shakes his head in mock sadness.]

Unfortunately we are full up at the moment.

[takingkarabusiness]

Funny, I'm pretty sure there's a girl who I could swap with.

[unbearablynaive]

[no u can't have his pilot (even though he has a backup pilot)]

I'll give you a second serving of ice cream if you promise not to mention the possibility to her.

[naw he doesn't really mind either way]

[takingkarabusiness]

Invite me to your crew pizza parties and we have a deal.

[unbearablynaive]

Consider yourself and Winn on the invite list.

[Because it's only fair.]

[takingkarabusiness]

[ reaches out a hand to shake on that deal! ]

Excellent. Pleasure doing business with you, Mr. The Vision.

[unbearablynaive]

[He shakes back, both smiling and perfectly serious.]

The pleasure is mine.

[takingkarabusiness]

Can I still have seconds?

[unbearablynaive]

Of course you may.

[takingkarabusiness]

This portion's for you.

[ she says, as she eats it ]

wrap?

[unbearablynaive]

I hope you enjoy it in my stead.