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driftfleet2016-05-17 08:13 pm
privatizes) wrote in driftfleet2016-05-17 08:13 pm
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Who: Tony Stark [privatizes and YOU.
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: Now!
[ tony has spoken to some folks on the fleet already, and has figured out a number of things.
1. this is not the first time he has been here. apparently, there have been multiple versions of him here, and therefore a good number of people aboard the fleet knows who he is. whether or not that's a good thing is yet to be determined.
2. there are alternate dimensions, universes, and worlds. which he knew already, thanks to loki and his fucking magical mystery tour of hell a few years ago, but it's a lot different here. memory mismanagement, different versions of different people... hawkeye is a chick now? sure, whatever. okay.
3. he has no suit. he has no lab. he has no money. he has literally nothing that he usually brings to the table when he does this whole 'good guy' thing, and so he has to make do with the weapons he does have.
4. the reality tv thing is probably bullshit, but you know what? let's do this thing.
so when tony finally turns on the camera to greet the fleet properly, he's sitting at the communications station on the pathstone, fiddling with a screwdriver in his hands. ]
So.
[ smooth beginning ]
What's a guy gotta do for a decent latte around here?
[ that's it. that's the post. time to feel out how many people actually recognize him around here. but first: ]
[ encrypted; filtered to steve rogers, wanda maximoff, peggy carter, and the vision ]
Hey, gang. Avengers Assemble or whatever.
[ he really just wanted to say it once. but after that joke, tony grows a little more serious. ]
I set up an encrypted feed. You're all on the list. I'm the only one who can add people on and off it, so don't bother trying, 'cause I'll both notice and be pissed that you tried. The Atroma can probably read and listen to every single word, but I'm still not convinced the rest of the Fleet is as trustworthy or welcoming as they claim to be. Best we keep anything superhero related to ourselves.
[ and he pauses ]
They put me on the Pathstone. It has no shields and no weaponry, but it has a jacuzzi.
[ said in the world's most dry tone ]
And on a totally hypothetical note, what happens when you apply to be captain on the computer?
privatizes and YOU.Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: Now!
[ tony has spoken to some folks on the fleet already, and has figured out a number of things.
1. this is not the first time he has been here. apparently, there have been multiple versions of him here, and therefore a good number of people aboard the fleet knows who he is. whether or not that's a good thing is yet to be determined.
2. there are alternate dimensions, universes, and worlds. which he knew already, thanks to loki and his fucking magical mystery tour of hell a few years ago, but it's a lot different here. memory mismanagement, different versions of different people... hawkeye is a chick now? sure, whatever. okay.
3. he has no suit. he has no lab. he has no money. he has literally nothing that he usually brings to the table when he does this whole 'good guy' thing, and so he has to make do with the weapons he does have.
4. the reality tv thing is probably bullshit, but you know what? let's do this thing.
so when tony finally turns on the camera to greet the fleet properly, he's sitting at the communications station on the pathstone, fiddling with a screwdriver in his hands. ]
So.
[ smooth beginning ]
What's a guy gotta do for a decent latte around here?
[ that's it. that's the post. time to feel out how many people actually recognize him around here. but first: ]
[ encrypted; filtered to steve rogers, wanda maximoff, peggy carter, and the vision ]
Hey, gang. Avengers Assemble or whatever.
[ he really just wanted to say it once. but after that joke, tony grows a little more serious. ]
I set up an encrypted feed. You're all on the list. I'm the only one who can add people on and off it, so don't bother trying, 'cause I'll both notice and be pissed that you tried. The Atroma can probably read and listen to every single word, but I'm still not convinced the rest of the Fleet is as trustworthy or welcoming as they claim to be. Best we keep anything superhero related to ourselves.
[ and he pauses ]
They put me on the Pathstone. It has no shields and no weaponry, but it has a jacuzzi.
[ said in the world's most dry tone ]
And on a totally hypothetical note, what happens when you apply to be captain on the computer?
video;
[ sigh ]
It's steamed milk and espresso and coffee. Foamy. Delicious. Shot of caffeine to the sternum. Perfection.
video;
[. . . and now he's upset they don't dammit Tony Stark]
If you find someone here who can make one, you have to share who it is. That does sound perfect.
video;
[ tony stark: nosy af ]
And I'd be willing to share. Maybe. Depends on whether or not I like you. Could be convinced to share precious cargo for a price, though.
video;
[. . . he keeps a straight face] What kind of price?
video;
Did you bring any music from 1973, because I could be convinced to part with my latte-making secrets for some records.
video;
video;
ridiculously
overdramatic sigh in the world ]
That doesn't help me now.
[ as if not having access to this is literally life or death ]
video;
Solemnly] My apologies.
video;
[ HONESTLY ]
The music selection on these ships is terrible, and you can't build in silence. It's a violation of the Geneva Convention.
video;
Is it? I've managed it fine. [Hank you don't count ok] Are you an engineer?
video;
[ powerhouse supergenius tony stark present and accounted for ]
But the Atroma decided to install a different brainwashing chip into my brain. I can still build, though.
[ they're not taking that away from him ]
video;
I feel like I'm obligated to argue that in some way.
[but he says it good-naturedly because let's be real, he's too nerdy to think he's the best]
I hope it's at least an accurate brainwashing. I ended up with lab support, so I still - am technically doing what I'm familiar with. I haven't tried building anything yet, though.
video;
[ still not gonna mean ur right fyi ]
What comes in the goody bag with lab support? A lab, I'm guessing. Anything good?
video;
You're going to have to prove it, I'm afraid.
[please prove it he wants to see what you can make Tony]
Mostly knowledge of how to use all the equipment in the lab, as well as the med kits. [a little dryly] Probably basic medical and chemistry knowledge too, given what it's in here.