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Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes!
Action: on the pathstone, if you want to know why she's up at a ridiculous hour of the night
When: 5/25 during an aforementioned ridiculous hour

we're still stuck on this poison shithole and everyone hates it so let's talk about something that doesn't 100% suck for once okay?

what's the first thing you're going to do when you make it home and out of the void of space

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Well... compared to being in a war, it's still pretty chill.

I don't know if I would say "guilty" is the right word. More like "restless"?

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guess so

it probably boils down to the same thing

[resnipstance]

Guess it's that pesky Jedi upbringing.

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probably

anyways i have an important proposition

[resnipstance]

Shoot.

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at least take like one night

have a sleepover with your jedi friends idk

[resnipstance]

["That might be a little bit difficult" is the first thing that comes to Ahsoka's mind. But it isn't cool to be a downer, so--]

... Sure. I'll try.

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that was pretty halfhearted but i'll take it

[resnipstance]

I'm not really great at sitting still. And stuff at home is a little bit ... complicated.

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yeah believe it or not i kind of got that impression already

[resnipstance]

That's not even the tip of the iceberg...

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do tell

i'll grab the popcorn

[resnipstance]

Iiiiit's not really a popcorn-worthy story.

But the short version is that I left the Jedi Order after my farce of a trial.

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because what almost happened to you was shitty?

[resnipstance]

Pretty much.

It should never have happened in the first place.

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pretty fair

so what's your job title now

[resnipstance]

Uh. Professional teenager?

Honestly, I don't know. I'm still working that part out.

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if only you could get paid for being a teenager

[resnipstance]

I'm sure I'll work something out. The Force isn't done with me yet.

[And it's taken her a long time to accept that.]

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does it have a mind of its own

[resnipstance]

Of course. That's why we call it the Will of the Force.

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well that's weird

[resnipstance]

Why would it be weird?

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we don't have stuff like that in my world

[resnipstance]

... Oh.

Sorry, I keep forgetting that there are universes out there supposedly without the Force. THAT'S the weird part as far as I'm concerned.