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Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes!
Action: on the pathstone, if you want to know why she's up at a ridiculous hour of the night
When: 5/25 during an aforementioned ridiculous hour

we're still stuck on this poison shithole and everyone hates it so let's talk about something that doesn't 100% suck for once okay?

what's the first thing you're going to do when you make it home and out of the void of space

Comments

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you're thinking about it too much!! just do it

[experiencepoints]

FINE I DID IT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

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yes

keep me updated

:)

[experiencepoints]

I am going to find someone who knows how to code.
And I am going to pay them to make a script.
That does nothing but fill your communicator with emoji.
Constantly.
Forever.

[robitussin]

then i'd just never use it and you'd never get the pleasure of my conversation again

is that what you want

[experiencepoints]

Then I will get creative in ways to get revenge.

[robitussin]

don't start this nightingale

you won't succeed

[experiencepoints]

I am fueled nearly entirely by spite and pettiness.
I absolutely will.

[robitussin]

is this the hill you want to die on

[experiencepoints]

No but I absolutely will if it comes to it.

[robitussin]

whatever

btw have fun on your second date :)

[experiencepoints]

I just sent it, she hasn't even replied yet!

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yeah but i already know she's going to say yes

[experiencepoints]

Okay, I'm remembering this for when you're wrong.

[robitussin]

i'm never wrong

[experiencepoints]

How do I take a screenshot of this to use against you later.

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it's ok i'm gonna save it on my phone so when i'm 100% right i can remind you

[experiencepoints]

There's one point to this you haven't considered, though.

[robitussin]

doubt it

[experiencepoints]

If I'm wrong, I go on a date with an incredibly hot girl.
If I'm right, I get to be smug as fuck and tell you that I told you so.
I have no losing options here.

[robitussin]

then what were you freaking out for

[experiencepoints]

Because this is difficult okay.

[robitussin]

you got this

:)

[experiencepoints]

I really don't.

[robitussin]

shhhh