text;

[robitussin]

Who: natalie goodman
Broadcast: yes!
Action: on the pathstone, if you want to know why she's up at a ridiculous hour of the night
When: 5/25 during an aforementioned ridiculous hour

we're still stuck on this poison shithole and everyone hates it so let's talk about something that doesn't 100% suck for once okay?

what's the first thing you're going to do when you make it home and out of the void of space

Comments

[huaaaaagh]

excuse you, i made a very important contribution to the bullying nature of this exchange

[experiencepoints]

I will find a way to get revenge for this, you realize.

[huaaaaagh]

look you already saw me in a dress what more can you do to me

[robitussin]

wait

i want the story behind this too

[huaaaaagh]

[FUCK]

it's not very interesting? i lost a bet thats all

[robitussin]

on the contrary it sounds very interesting and i would like to hear more

not here

[experiencepoints]

[she actually knows better than to call any attention back to herself if natalie has seized onto a new target

so she's just going to sit back and popcorn]

[huaaaaagh]

i refuse to say anything incriminating

[robitussin]

you know how in scary movies it's always more effective if you can't see the ghost or monster or whatever

this is like that, except here, the less i know about what happened, the more hilarious imagining this becomes

[huaaaaagh]

nope. i don't watch horror movies.

[Kirito that's not even the point.]

[robitussin]

the point is that you're not helping yourself by not telling me

[huaaaaagh]

i don't even know what there is to tell! i lost a bet and i had to wear a dress to the ball. that's literally it

[robitussin]

someone took pictures right

[huaaaaagh]

[............

DID SOMEONE TAKE PICTURES]

oh god i really hope not

[robitussin]

i'm gonna find them

[huaaaaagh]

.....why would you do this

we don't even know each other

why do you need some strange guy's theoretical dress photos

[robitussin]

you're missing the better question here

[huaaaaagh]

please enlighten me

[robitussin]

why wouldn't i

seriously put yourself in my shoes at this moment in our lives

[huaaaaagh]

i can't imagine wanting photos of a guy in a dress, sorry

[like, okay, he looked like a girl at the time and the dress was pretty goddamn cute on him but THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT]

[robitussin]

maybe the pictures aren't as important as the fact that you're freaking out and it's hilarious

[huaaaaagh]

this is pretty low-key freaking out, you know

[there's not even monsters involved.]

[robitussin]

still hilarious sorry

[huaaaaagh]

I'm so glad to have brought joy into your life then

[he is fated for this, apparently. this is the purpose for his existence. misery-fueled entertainment.]

[robitussin]

i'm glad you're glad

it's a circle of gladness