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Who: Jon Snow and you!
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: Three Twins.
When: June 1st

[When the feed opens, the first thing seen is an empty bed. It's been slept in somewhat recently, you can see the mess the owner's left it in, but the owner himself is nowhere in sight--at least until someone picks the communicator up.

Congrats, folks, it's a new month and one of the first things you get to see is Jon Snow's deeply annoyed frown, framed by a shot of the--ceiling?]

And here I thought this fleet couldn't surprise me anymore. [From his exasperated tone, it's probably immediately obvious just what he thinks about this little surprise.] I hadn't been told anything like this would happen. Does it usually?

[And he turns the camera down towards his feet, which, currently, are floating a few feet off the ground. He pulls the camera back up towards his face, which is wearing an expression of utter annoyance.]

And when can I get back down?

[The feed ends right there, but curious souls can find Jon floating grumpily or trying to ineffectually steer himself along the corridors of the Three Twins! Looks like he's just gotten his first taste of an augment malfunction, and it's just made him immune to the ship's gravity drive.

What a lucky bastard.]

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[flatly:] What now, Greyjoy.

[The day hasn't even started yet.]

[ What better way to start off a day than with a good laugh? There's still a note of laughter in Theon's voice when he responds again. ]

Looks like you're in a predicament, Snow. I think I speak for everyone when I say that you're best left up there.

Unless you know if this happened before, or of some way to help me get down from here [which he doubts Greyjoy will give freely anyway], then I don't recall asking you for what you think.

I don't recall caring about what you did or did not ask.

[ Yes, he's still laughing. I'm sorry, Jon. It's just too funny. ]

I think I like you better up there.

I think I like you better when you aren't talking. [So there!] It must be why I keep forgetting how much of an ass you are.

[ How could you forget that, though? ]

You must be more forgetful than I realized. When have I ever stopped talking?

[ At least he's self aware. ]

[Yeah, okay, he'll begrudgingly award him half-points for being self-aware.]

You're right, I don't think you've ever even thought to try. Do you love the sound of your own voice that much?

It's more pleasant to listen to than your own.

[ And he'll chuckle again, just because Jon is probably still floating there. ]

I suppose you can convince yourself of a great many things if you tell them to yourself enough times.

[Yeah, but Jon, you're the guy who's currently floating.]

Then you'll have no trouble convincing yourself back down to the ground.

[ He's still laughing. It's too much. ]

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