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Who: Meg Masters & YOU unfortunate people
Broadcast: video
Action: Marsiva
When: now

[you're greeted with the expression of a young woman, thoroughly impressed and lounging on the bed she woke up on. She's already taken a cursory glance at the network after the confusion died down into something more like annoyance, and well - a bored and annoyed Meg is never a good thing.

She scowls for a moment, until she realizes the camera's on. Then she smirks and leans back, legs coming into view as she crosses them, getting comfortable]

So, two requests. [she holds up a finger] The quickest and dirtiest explanation you can give me. I'll be counting words and keeping track, and I may even give the winner a special surprise.

Two, [she holds up two fingers now] I'm looking for some good gossip. I'm behind on my tabloids and a girl has needs, you know? And sharing is caring, after all.

Don't keep me waiting too long, yeah?

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[He frowns a bit more deeply. While he didn't mourn her or anything, it was a complicated feeling — either way, a comrade still died. And she did it for Cas. Hell, she considered him something important to her, which Sam hadn't found much faith in since Ruby had deceived him left and right.

Complicated. Yeah, that's the word.]

I'd say so, yeah. You did.

Um.

... Thanks, for that. You helped set off a lot of crazy crap. But I think your favorite news would probably be that Crowley's been struggling with his hold on Hell for a while now.

[A mild smile. Because let's face it, our best common ground is that we hate Crowley. :)]

I even get a thank you? And good news. Wow, now I do feel special.

[it doesn't have her usual sarcasm behind it. So what, she had what some would call a hero moment - she did what she had to, for the cause she decided to serve. It was no different from anything else]

Do I want to ask how long it's been since that all happened?

[He sighs.]

A couple of years. A lot's happened since then, crap you'd probably do without anyway.

[A wince.]

You're going to try to be on good behavior here, right? Because I'm going to have a hell of a time as it is convincing Dean not to hunt you if you are. He's not... um. From the same time as you. Or me. It's way back, actually.

When aren't you two chuckle-heads knee-deep in crap? [she arches an eyebrow] A couple of years? You've been busy.

[oh my god. She leans back with a huff and a roll of her eyes] I didn't have any plans to raise hell, if that's what you mean. [see what she did there] Good is a stretch, but I'll be on my best behavior. How's that?

. . . wait. Explain what you mean by "way back". How "way back" are we talking?

I'm talking before Lucifer got locked away.

... And he's from an alternate timeline.

That's a long time ago.

. . . how alternate are we talking, here? Dean's going to try to kill me, but that's practically normal.

Let's just say he's from a timeline where he has a hundred times more incentive to kill you.

Let's face it, at the fork in the road for him, you weren't exactly the nicest person in our lives. If I'm lucky, I can get him to hold off. Until you do something stupid that warrants getting ganked, anyway.

Aren't you sweet, going to bat for me. [she tilts her head with a sigh]

I already died, Sam, and let's be honest - it wasn't fun. So I'll be avoiding that at all costs, thanks.

... Good to hear. And don't get used to it.

[only sam is 2nice but whatever, we're not gonna talk about that!!!]

Anyway... I'm sure you can figure out better ways to occupy your time than the usual demonic activity. Congrats, you're on a reality show.

[nope, we're not talking about how gross you are]

So I've heard, and in space, no less. When do I get my phaser?

If your assigned ship has security, then soon enough.

What augment did you get?

[her lips curve into a very, very amused smile]

Personnel. Fitting, don't you think?

Pretty sure communications would be better, since you're such a great public speaker here.

[DRIEST REPLY, SO UNIMPRESSED.]

Yeah, I'm really drawing them in with my call for gossip.

[nobody has gossip, Sam, how will she survive]

I think I've proven myself an excellent caretaker in the past. Maybe that's the joke this time. I've been upgraded from fake nurse to fake counselor.

I wouldn't say that's much of an upgrade. But I also wouldn't hire you as a caretaker if I literally had any other choices, so.

[OUCH SAM OUCH]

........ Can you try not to piss off my brother, seriously.

Rude. I did a damn good job with Cas, thank you.

[she is INSULTED!!

....... DOUBLY INSULTED]

I wasn't trying.

Seriously. You're smarter than making one of the most aggressive hunters on the fleet want to stab you in the brain. Which, I mean. I'd stab you in the brain the moment you did something horrible, but him? He might just do it because he notices you later.

So try.

It isn't my fault that honesty counts as something that'll piss your brother off. He asked, I answered. If I wanted him pissed off at me, you know that I would actually put effort into it.

[she rolls her eyes]

Maybe you should stop worrying about me and worry about Dean. I already said I'd behave.

I think you should probably do some of that worrying.

... You said before, you find a cause and you serve it. What's that now, exactly?

[Are you still with them, or is this all back to Lucifer mode, is the question here.]

Oh, probably, what with how he's making eyes at me.

[that's a good question and an unfair one at the same time. She hadn't considered it, not when she was still a little off-guard about being alive again. She hasn't had time to discover a new cause yet]

Why? You gonna give me a new one?

I'm just wondering where you stand.

As far as I'm concerned, everyone on this ship is better off supporting the same cause; we're all on the same side — against the people who apparently keep us on loose leashes and film us for entertainment.

Then I suppose I'm on your side. [and technically speaking, she could use Crowley still being alive as her reasoning too] It wasn't as though I had other plans when I was alive anyway.

Good to hear.

Buckle in and make some allies around here that are willing to watch your back. It's about all anyone's got going for them here, other than the free travel fees.

[And also, avoid Dean. But he doesn't need to say that.]

Because there will be so many people willing to watch a demon's back. [it comes out matter-of-fact, especially considering how allies went back home. But she shrugs after a moment] Maybe my charm will win some people over.

[yeah, that goes without saying. She'll happily avoid Dean]

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