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[angelherding]

Who: Meg Masters & YOU unfortunate people
Broadcast: video
Action: Marsiva
When: now

[you're greeted with the expression of a young woman, thoroughly impressed and lounging on the bed she woke up on. She's already taken a cursory glance at the network after the confusion died down into something more like annoyance, and well - a bored and annoyed Meg is never a good thing.

She scowls for a moment, until she realizes the camera's on. Then she smirks and leans back, legs coming into view as she crosses them, getting comfortable]

So, two requests. [she holds up a finger] The quickest and dirtiest explanation you can give me. I'll be counting words and keeping track, and I may even give the winner a special surprise.

Two, [she holds up two fingers now] I'm looking for some good gossip. I'm behind on my tabloids and a girl has needs, you know? And sharing is caring, after all.

Don't keep me waiting too long, yeah?

Comments

video

[experiencepoints]

Read this.

[She's got a file attached to the message. This counts as a two-word explanation, right?]

[angelherding]

[Meg is torn, here. So incredibly torn, but it is what she asked for, more or less]

Two words and a present, but reading. Hmm, how to score this . . .

[experiencepoints]

Well, it is exactly what you asked for.

[angelherding]

So it is. Clever girl.

Alright, extra points to the cute blonde. Think anyone will beat that?

[experiencepoints]

[... please ignore her turning slightly pink at being called cute.]

Unless someone else has been writing a guide without telling me, I seriously doubt it.

video

[passingthrough]

Because ratings. [Two words and ratings are dirty business?]

[angelherding]

But what kind of ratings?

[passingthrough]

You'll find out when you check your credit balance. But you like it dirty? That'll help.

[angelherding]

I get paid for being dirty? Well, there's an upside.

[passingthrough]

Unless the fans end up wanting something different from you. I guess they can be fickle. [But Kitty has an embarrassment of riches which she largely attributes to Winn.]

video.

[collegedropout]

[Meg listen to this heartwarming reunion:

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAN.

His face is in his hands.]

Meg.

[............... yep]

[angelherding]

[. . . well then]

Wow, you really know how to greet a girl and make her feel special, don't you.

[collegedropout]

You're not really that great at it yourself.

[:|]

When are you from?

[angelherding]

If you want me to make you feel special, Sam, all you've gotta do is ask.

[she pauses at the question, frowning. She could give the smartass answer, sure, but that's an odd way to ask]

When's the last time we chatted?

[collegedropout]

.....

[Great, um. Uh.]

You decided to go blonde again. Only, you know. Same body.

You remember anything about going after an angel tablet?

video.

[grounds]

[There's a long silence of Octavia just staring before replying to Sam here.]

Do you know her? Because you should tell her before someone else does.

video.

[collegedropout]

[SPUTTER.]

She's tried to kill me on multiple occasions. So yes.

And no. I'm not telling her -- anything.

[REALLY OCTAVIA.]

video.

[grounds]

That's really not uncommon for you, is it? [Dude, who did you piss off in all your past lives? Seriously.]

Your call. Try not to let this one bite you in the ass.

[Whether she means this situation or this girl is up to Sam to figure out.]

action......

[kickingand]

[ ... and from the other side of the ship A CLATTER CAN BE HEARD. Or maybe that's just a vaguely-ish sober Dean who doesn't know how to deal with life without Cas and is now (poorly) trying to rely on-- ]

Saam!

[ Excuse you fill him in what the flying fuck is going on here. ]

action.

[collegedropout]

[OH GOD NO, NO. NO.

HE RUBS HIS HANDS OVER HIS FACE, WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING OR OFF PLAYING DARTS OR SOMETHING, I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS CONVERSATION, I'M BARELY READY FOR THIS MEG ONE G O D.]

........... Yes, Dean?

[He calls it 50x quieter than Dean, and he is leaving the phone brb.]

action.

[kickingand]

[ BECAUSE, HE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH HIS SAD DRUNKEN TIME, someone needs to wake cas up so dean has someone to bother other than you amiright or amiright.

God he is just so confused, don't mind him stomping out of his room, he cannot hear you. ]

The hell is this?

[ Explain urself. ]

permavid!!!

[kickingand]

[ Have a cranky ass man linefacing so severely it might break his device's screen. He's trying not to hulksmash everything because you are here and he's not okay with this and there is just so much wrong right now.

But yes, hi. Apparently he knows you. ]

Meg. Been awhile.

[ Boy howdy, how you've changed. ]

[angelherding]

[says you, mister looks younger than she remembers. She's going to get whiplash from the Winchesters and it's annoying how normal that is]

Dean. I'd say the same, but things are unsurprisingly complicated.

[kickingand]

I can uncomplicate them.

[ Translate that as you will, Meg. Because he's not going to provide the liner notes when it comes to how he feels about you and he's fairly sure he doesn't need to. ]

[angelherding]

[she hears it loud and clear, and it's a familiar song and dance, but one that's just a toucher older. She sighs]

Let's not, shall we? I come in peace.